Boris or Raab?

[BlueSharp]

[WTFH]

Syphilis or gonorrhoea?

[BlueSharp]

Raab: "We are, and I hadn't quite understood the full extent of this, but if you look at the UK and if you look at how we trade in goods, we are particularly reliant on the Dover-Calais crossing."

Boris: "Duck Business."

Yeah the STD choice is apt.

[WTFH]

The Boris Bridge: £37million.
The Boris Bus: £300 million.
The Boris Blaster: £320,000 on water cannons.
The Boris Brazilian: £10million on the Estuary landing strip
The Boris Cablecar: £24million
Olympic Stadium: £230million to convert it to a football ground

[AtW]

Raab people, Raab people...

[Old Greg]

Syphilis or gonorrhoea?

Pus or bile?

[WTFH]

Pus or bile?

I prefer Bagpuss to Bag bile, Emily.

[Whorty]

If I thought Grayling would put himself forward, I'd be tempted to join the Tories so I could vote for him. It's what they deserve as their leader

ERG will want the puppet Raab

Grass roots will want Boris

I have a feeling MPs will again block Boris from getting to the grass roots vote.

[TestMangler]

Like a choice between arse cancer and cock cancer.

[AtW]

I have a feeling MPs will again block Boris from getting to the grass roots vote.

Boris was a quitter last time