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    Boris Johnson confirms bid for Tory leadership - BBC News

    #2
    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Don't fret. Farage and his armed khaki shirts will move in to restore good government for the duration of the emergency.

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      #3
      Boris will make a fine PM.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Jimmybrown View Post
        Boris will make a fine PM.
        About a good a PM as HIGNFY host.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Jimmybrown View Post
          Boris will make a fine PM.
          He's certainly what the UK deserves.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            He's certainly what the UK deserves.
            Indeed would look forward to 5 years of Bojo, however looks like a GE in the next few months, probably in Autumn after the Queen's speech falls apart.

            hide your wealth and

            be afraid
            ...be very afraid
            .......be very very afraid
            Last edited by BlasterBates; 17 May 2019, 09:23.
            I'm alright Jack

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              #7
              Originally posted by Jimmybrown View Post
              Boris will make a fine PM.
              The question is, will you make a good sockie?
              Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                #8
                The Mash has a helpful guide.


                Your guide to the f**kheads, ******* and creeps who want to be next Tory leader
                17th May 2019

                THEY’RE off! The starting gun has been fired, Theresa May’s long, slow demise is drawing to a close, and an absolute arsehole will succeed her. But which one?


                Boris Johnson

                There will be voters in the next election who were not yet born when Boris Johnson began his epic run for Conservative prime minister. The blonde buffoon, who is secretly incredibly evil, ****ed over the entire country to get back at David Cameron and would happily cause nuclear war to reduce sales of Cameron’s memoir. Odds: 8-1.


                Jacob Rees-Mogg

                The choice of Tory members who just want to watch the world burn, Rees-Mogg was a laughing stock at Eton. At Eton. Imagine how much of a bellend you would have to be to be a laughing stock at Eton. Hobbies include sticking pins in the feet of six-year-old chimney sweeps. Odds: 40-1.

                Michael Gove

                The sentient bacterial colony inhabiting the once-living body of Michael Gove cannot understand why it is not already prime minister, since it has the backing of ‘the Murdoch’. It blames humans. They are illogical and weak and must be culled. Odds 5-2.

                Amber Rudd

                Remember when Jeremy Corbyn got put on the Labour leadership ballot as a polite gesture to the party’s left? That’s what Amber Rudd is to the Tories now. That’s how far right they’ve gone. Odds 100-1.

                Daenerys Targaryen

                Burning thousands of innocent people to death just to prove you deserve to be in power is Tory to the core. However Daenerys may face opposition from the Tory grassroots, particularly women, because she is a woman. Odds: 9-1.

                Nigel Farage

                Oh, just give it to him. He’s run your ******* party for the last nine years anyway. Odds: Evens.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jimmybrown View Post
                  Boris will make PMT.
                  FTFY
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
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                    Boris Johnson wins race to be Tory leader and PM - BBC News

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