Reply to: Meet prime minister BoJo

[darmstadt]

geez.

god bless amurka, land of the fee<ble minded>

[Mordac]

I'm near Kingston, does she know something I should?

[BR14]

It's real, she deleted a short time later and posted with the correct name. It's not as if she wasn't in the UK a short while back....

geez.

god bless amurka, land of the fee<ble minded>

[darmstadt]

that's real? right?

i Can easily believe so.

It's real, she deleted a short time later and posted with the correct name. It's not as if she wasn't in the UK a short while back....

[BR14]

that's real? right?

i Can easily believe so.

[greenlake]

[greenlake]

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Boris Johnson wins race to be Tory leader and PM - BBC News

[Mordac]

The Mash has a helpful guide.

Daenerys Targaryen

Is she Welsh? Or is your spellchecker properly fooked?

[Eirikur]

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Boris Johnson wins race to be Tory leader and PM - BBC News

[Paddy]

Boris will make PMT.

FTFY

[Old Greg]

The Mash has a helpful guide.

Your guide to the f**kheads, ******* and creeps who want to be next Tory leader
17th May 2019

THEY’RE off! The starting gun has been fired, Theresa May’s long, slow demise is drawing to a close, and an absolute arsehole will succeed her. But which one?


Boris Johnson

There will be voters in the next election who were not yet born when Boris Johnson began his epic run for Conservative prime minister. The blonde buffoon, who is secretly incredibly evil, ****ed over the entire country to get back at David Cameron and would happily cause nuclear war to reduce sales of Cameron’s memoir. Odds: 8-1.


Jacob Rees-Mogg

The choice of Tory members who just want to watch the world burn, Rees-Mogg was a laughing stock at Eton. At Eton. Imagine how much of a bellend you would have to be to be a laughing stock at Eton. Hobbies include sticking pins in the feet of six-year-old chimney sweeps. Odds: 40-1.

Michael Gove

The sentient bacterial colony inhabiting the once-living body of Michael Gove cannot understand why it is not already prime minister, since it has the backing of ‘the Murdoch’. It blames humans. They are illogical and weak and must be culled. Odds 5-2.

Amber Rudd

Remember when Jeremy Corbyn got put on the Labour leadership ballot as a polite gesture to the party’s left? That’s what Amber Rudd is to the Tories now. That’s how far right they’ve gone. Odds 100-1.

Daenerys Targaryen

Burning thousands of innocent people to death just to prove you deserve to be in power is Tory to the core. However Daenerys may face opposition from the Tory grassroots, particularly women, because she is a woman. Odds: 9-1.

Nigel Farage

Oh, just give it to him. He’s run your ******* party for the last nine years anyway. Odds: Evens.

[Zigenare]

Boris will make a fine PM.

The question is, will you make a good sockie?

[BlasterBates]

He's certainly what the UK deserves.

Indeed would look forward to 5 years of Bojo, however looks like a GE in the next few months, probably in Autumn after the Queen's speech falls apart.

hide your wealth and

be afraid
...be very afraid
.......be very very afraid

[Old Greg]

Boris will make a fine PM.

He's certainly what the UK deserves.

[BrilloPad]

Boris will make a fine PM.

About a good a PM as HIGNFY host.