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"The French have offered to surrender again Angela. Shall we explain?"“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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"Can we delay Brexit to the 5th of November? Asking for a friend...""Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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And <52% cretin.Originally posted by WTFH View PostMaybe May was going for "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have". Leading a country with Debt < 60% of GDP and exports greater than importsComment
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Less than 52% cretin allows for there being zero cretins in the country, so I'm not quite sure what point you're making here.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAnd <52% cretin.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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That is because you are aOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostLess than 52% cretin allows for there being zero cretins in the country, so I'm not quite sure what point you're making here.
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As opposed to an innumerateOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostThat is because you are a
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