European Elections (UK) 23 May 2019

[Old Greg]

I may pay the €1800 to get my name on the ballot. I don't have any policies yet but can I rely on your vote?

We'll start the Vassalage Party.

[BrilloPad]

We'll start the Vassalage Party.

Can we not get Belusconi over to the UK to start a BungaBunga party?

[Old Greg]

Not many people vote, but perhaps that will change this year, but £5k is quite a lot to drop without some hope of a refund for deferred success.

I hadn't read far enough into it to realise there was an additional payment on top of the €1800 bribe.

We could all chip in a bit.

[NotAllThere]

We could all chip in a bit.

Especially the Brexiters, They have two chips - on on each shoulder.

[Old Greg]

Especially the Brexiters, They have two chips - on on each shoulder.

The perfect accompaniment to a fried egg face and pineapple ring hat. Just don't ask about the brown sauce source.