Reply to: European Elections (UK) 23 May 2019

[Old Greg]

Especially the Brexiters, They have two chips - on on each shoulder.

The perfect accompaniment to a fried egg face and pineapple ring hat. Just don't ask about the brown sauce source.

[NotAllThere]

We could all chip in a bit.

Especially the Brexiters, They have two chips - on on each shoulder.

[Old Greg]

Not many people vote, but perhaps that will change this year, but £5k is quite a lot to drop without some hope of a refund for deferred success.

I hadn't read far enough into it to realise there was an additional payment on top of the €1800 bribe.

We could all chip in a bit.

[BrilloPad]

We'll start the Vassalage Party.

Can we not get Belusconi over to the UK to start a BungaBunga party?

[Old Greg]

I may pay the €1800 to get my name on the ballot. I don't have any policies yet but can I rely on your vote?

We'll start the Vassalage Party.

[Yorkie62]

Not many people vote, but perhaps that will change this year, but £5k is quite a lot to drop without some hope of a refund for deferred success.

I hadn't read far enough into it to realise there was an additional payment on top of the €1800 bribe.

Could be a lot worse, you might have invested £150M in Debenhams.

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[ladymuck]

Was considering the same if the extension goes for a year. The deposit is £5000 though, refundable as long as you get more than 2.5% of the vote.

https://www.electoralcommission.org....-candidate.pdf

Not many people vote, but perhaps that will change this year, but £5k is quite a lot to drop without some hope of a refund for deferred success.

I hadn't read far enough into it to realise there was an additional payment on top of the €1800 bribe.

[DaveB]

I may pay the €1800 to get my name on the ballot. I don't have any policies yet but can I rely on your vote?

Was considering the same if the extension goes for a year. The deposit is £5000 though, refundable as long as you get more than 2.5% of the vote.

https://www.electoralcommission.org....-candidate.pdf

[Yorkie62]

I may pay the €1800 to get my name on the ballot. I don't have any policies yet but can I rely on your vote?

What makes you think you need any policies. The only policy you need is a promise to attend and to claim your pension.

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[ladymuck]

I may pay the €1800 to get my name on the ballot. I don't have any policies yet but can I rely on your vote?

[Old Greg]

That's assuming anyone's going to vote in the Euro elections. Unless we're given a credible Brexit alternative party, I'm going to cross out one of the names and change it to Brexit, and put my X there. Childish I know, but no more so than what's happening in the House of Commons right now.

Make sure you use a gammon coloured crayon. That will show 'em.

[meridian]

That's assuming anyone's going to vote in the Euro elections. Unless we're given a credible Brexit alternative party, I'm going to cross out one of the names and change it to Brexit, and put my X there. Childish I know, but no more so than what's happening in the House of Commons right now.

Nice one, that’s a great plan. You should encourage any Brexit-supporting friends and family to do the same ;-)

[Mordac]

The EU allocated UK seats elsewhere. And now have to allocate them back.

That's assuming anyone's going to vote in the Euro elections. Unless we're given a credible Brexit alternative party, I'm going to cross out one of the names and change it to Brexit, and put my X there. Childish I know, but no more so than what's happening in the House of Commons right now.

[meridian]

yup, tbf it was a bit half arsed.

No, it was fine. Perhaps mine was too subtle.

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The official title President of the European Union (or President of Europe) does not exist

[AtW]

The EU allocated UK seats elsewhere. And now have to allocate them back.

Why do the EU put up with this nonsense? Can't we focus on the common enemy? Trump and that guy who looks like Winnie the Poo.....

It’s called rule of law