Post your Brexit Myths Here

[Paddy]

Myth. My servants won’t be able to have European holidays.
Truth. Servants only have one day off per week so they can’t go on holiday.

Myth. There will be food shortages.
Truth. Caviar comes from the Caspian Sea which is outside the EU.

Myth. There will be delays in arriving in the UK.
Truth. Government aircraft land at RAF Brize Norton

Myth. The value of the pound in your bank deposits will fall
Truth. Your bank account is in US Dollars held offshore.

Myth. Brexit will cause job losses in the car industry
Truth. You are a forelock-tugging peasant from Sunderland, so shut up.

[shaunbhoy]

Myth: Leave voters didn't know what they were voting for
Truth: The only ones that don't know what they are doing are in Westminster

[Yorkie62]

Myth: We are leaving the EU; Leave means leave, that's what we voted for
Truth: NO were are not we are going to be a Vassal state of the EU contributing millions to its budget with no MEPs and no say in ay trade deals.

[WTFH]

Myth: The UK deciding to create a border in NI will not cause any Troubles.
Truth: No workable solution has been suggested yet

Myth: We send £350 million a week to the EU
Truth: Less than 3% of government spend goes to the EU

Myth: We are leaving the EU on March 29th 2019.
Truth: We haven’t left yet.

Myth: We are taking back control of our borders
Truth: We never gave the control to others.

[Whorty]

Myth: The UK deciding to create a border in NI will not cause any Troubles.
Truth: No workable solution has been suggested yet

Myth: We send £350 million a week to the EU
Truth: Less than 3% of government spend goes to the EU

Myth: We are leaving the EU on March 29th 2019.
Truth: We haven’t left yet.

Myth: We are taking back control of our borders
Truth: We never gave the control to others.

Myth: We send £350 million a week to the EU
Truth: We are spending/losing more than this per week (estimates as high as £680m) since the leave vote, and we haven't even left yet!

[stonehenge]

Myth: Brexit means Brexit
Truth: Fook knows what it means

[darmstadt]

Myth: The UK is still in the EU
Truth: No it isn't: English Democrats begin court battle to prove UK has already left EU | Daily Mail Online

[Platypus]

Myth: We send £350 million a week to the EU
Truth: We are spending/losing more than this per week (estimates as high as £680m) since the leave vote, and we haven't even left yet!

Too damn right! Tory government exceeding Labour's puny spending ambitions by miles!