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    #11
    Looks like someone got under Teabhoy's skin there.


    Anyway, staying on topic. There can be only one next pm.

    originalPM.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #12
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Looks like someone got under Teabhoy's skin there.
      We need to start giving him more trigger warnings.

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        #13
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        I wonder how many Kleenex you used after writing that witticism....
        Spermbhoy is impotent

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          #14
          Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
          Spermbhoy is impotent
          But doubly incontinent. If it weren't for the NAAFI's progressive hiring policy and lax hygiene standards, he would spend his days sitting on the pavement outside the 'Spoons,
          asking for spare change.

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            #15
            Some of us have soared with the Eagles....others have just scratched with the chickens.

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #16
              Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
              Spermbhoy is impotent
              We know as a plastic soldier he never fired his gun in anger .... maybe the 'gun' he was talking about was his 'john-tommy' gun
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #17
                Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                Blah blah blah...Safari.....blah......Lions,Tigers, and Bears etc........Big Game........piffle
                Now talking of impotent people.............you're welcome.....



                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  We know. You seem to spend your entire life in befuddled wonderment. It is a direct by-product of your being blessed with a brain that is smaller than a weevil's wedding tackle.

                  You make Whorty sound like Stephen Hawking.

                  Really pulling your pud tonight...
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                    Some of us have soared with the Eagles....others have just scratched with the chickens.

                    And you've made tea for them all.

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                      #20


                      Wow....the Bremoaners are out in force tonight.....but who is guarding the safe space, and are there enough blankets and soothers to cover this uptake?

                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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