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Fareed on Brexit: Britain suddenly looks like a banana republic

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    Fareed on Brexit: Britain suddenly looks like a banana republic

    Another excellent summary.

    He forgot to add how every hotel in the UK is being replaced with Travel lodge and the high street being replaced with a massive Sports Direct. Almost like Biff Tanon from BTTF utopia.



    Last edited by scooterscot; 26 March 2019, 12:59.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Almost
    All that's left to be done is the army to take control of government
    Spudbhoy soon peeling potatoes for the junta

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      #3
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      Another excellent summary.

      He forgot to add how every hotel in the UK is being replaced with Travel lodge and the high street being replaced with a massive Sports Direct. Almost like Biff Tanon from BTTF utopia.
      You've been away too long son, and you need to stay off the strong cheese before bedtime. You're so far wide of the mark that the words "cows", "arse" and "banjo" spring to mind...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        At least it is an appropriately curved banana republic.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
          All that's left to be done is the army to take control of government
          At lest our Army COULD take control.
          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            Fareed on Brexit: Britain suddenly looks like a banana republic
            That's because everything is going to BOOM.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Shurely a Strawberry Jam republic...
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Shurely a Strawberry Jam Empire 2.0...
                FTFY

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  At lest our Army COULD take control.
                  If they carry on pissing off Vlad the Invader even the EU baristas combined with good old British pluck might meet its match.


                  Anyway stop telling lies about the EU NAAFI, it doesn't really exist! Nick 'I'm sorry Clegg', James O'Whine & Nick 'Saddo Kenny Everett imitator' Abbott told me so!

                  They aren't building an aircraft carrier its just a really large container ship so they can ship all those nice cheap Japanese made cars direct to Germany!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post

                    They aren't building an aircraft carrier its just a really large container ship so they can ship all those nice cheap Japanese made cars direct to Germany!
                    Can you tell us where they're building it, I wouldn't mind going to have a look?
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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