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Theresa May is a chicken
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And it's over to alexei for an update on all things chicken.


“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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May GONE by lunch? MPs to SEIZE CONTROL with indicative votes on 7 options
Rumour has it that her demise is imminent. I predict it will happen immediately after the imminent demise of the Euro.I'm alright JackComment
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My lunch starts in 2 minutes, she better hurries up thenOriginally posted by BlasterBates View PostMay GONE by lunch? MPs to SEIZE CONTROL with indicative votes on 7 options
Rumour has it that her demise is imminent. I predict it will happen immediately after the imminent demise of the Euro.Comment
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Sounds like you under SDC, better get yourself inside.Originally posted by Eirikur View PostMy lunch starts in 2 minutes, she better hurries up then
My lunch starts what I decide it starts and not a moment sooner, or laterComment
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Given you're a back row forward, surely your lunch lasts from when breakfast finished and dinner startsOriginally posted by Yorkie62 View PostSounds like you under SDC, better get yourself inside.
My lunch starts what I decide it starts and not a moment sooner, or later
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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What can I say I'm a grazer.Originally posted by Whorty View PostGiven you're a back row forward, surely your lunch lasts from when breakfast finished and dinner starts
Save the carrot....eat a veganComment
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