March 29 23:00 GMT UK wide Martial law declared

[Whorty]

yeh, i think highly of you too, - tosser.
maybe we should meet up, hang out for 5 minutes or so

Ah, diddums, did I upset you? Feel free to let me know where you live and I'll pop over for a chat.

[Whorty]

Mind the apoplexy.

He's upset that I likened him to turd on the bottom of shoes. Apparently I was too close to the truth

Seems he can dish it out, but he's a little cry baby that can't take it.

[Old Greg]

He's upset that I likened him to turd on the bottom of shoes. Apparently I was too close to the truth

Seems he can dish it out, but he's a little cry baby that can't take it.

He's just an inadequate angry man.

[Mordac]

You would need him to get a ban for you to get a break from reading his posts, or at least any new posts. A ban will stop you posting, not reading. You numpty.

Agreed, us Gammons don't count.

[DimPrawn]

[vetran]

was on shuffle play earlier, sometimes you forget how good music was. Video was cr@p though

[NotAllThere]

he's just another inadequate angry man.

ftfy

agreed, us gammons can't count.

ftfy

[Yorkie62]

The good thing of martial law in the eyes of Shaun, is that the British army can resume shooting British citizen again #BloodySunday

You really want to go there snowflake

[Yorkie62]

You always have South Yorkshire police for crowd control

You really are a richardhead.

[Zigenare]

May declares martial law and dissolves parliament

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Where do you think we are? France?

There'll be a few "miffed tuts", the odd "Oh well, what do you expects" and life will go on.

Most of our "ethnic minorities" and "great unwashed" have new TV sets, trainers and shell suits so the trading estates should be pretty safe from looting.

It's not as if we have a history of setting fire to flocks of sheep in the middle of the road or blocking highways with tractors.