29th March

[WTFH]

If the border is open, I'm heading up to Newry to eat a bunch of bananas with a full range of curvatures.

If you can afford it, get some NI gammon. It’s only £1.5billion for 10 pieces.

[Old Greg]

If you can afford it, get some NI gammon. It’s only £1.5billion for 10 pieces.

So about €10 in three months' time.

[Eirikur]

Why is UK leaving not at midnight UK time?

Because we hold all the cards

[Old Greg]

Why is UK leaving not at midnight UK time?

Midnight Central European Time. Remember who is calling the shots.

[Zigenare]

Because we hold all the cards

I thought you were one of those foreign types, are you staying or going?

[Eirikur]

I thought you were one of those foreign types, are you staying or going?

Yes I'm one of those pesky foreigners from another EU country taking your job, well not yours exactly as I'm not a toilet cleaner.

[Zigenare]

Yes I'm one of those pesky foreigners from another EU country taking your job, well not yours exactly as I'm not a toilet cleaner.

So, are you going to sign up and stay?

[Eirikur]

So, are you going to sign up and stay?

sign up for what? I'm certainly staying, just to annoy gammons like yourself

[Zigenare]

sign up for what? I'm certainly staying, just to annoy gammons like yourself

Just make sure you complete the relevant paperwork.

[shaunbhoy]

Just make sure you complete the relevant paperwork.

He's a Cloggie.........he'll come in handy if we ever need to surrender to someone. It'll save us having to ask the French how it is done.