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29th March

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    29th March

    Presumably at 23:00 on 29th March, the following will be displayed on all screens across the UK:

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Why is UK leaving not at midnight UK time?

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      #3
      If the border is open, I'm heading up to Newry to eat a bunch of bananas with a full range of curvatures.

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        #4
        Bring a hard hat...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          If the border is open, I'm heading up to Newry to eat a bunch of bananas with a full range of curvatures.
          How very Rock and Roll of you! The long winter nights must just fly bye!

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #6
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            How very Rock and Roll of you! The long winter nights must just fly bye!

            Pop the kettle on. There's a good man.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              Pop the kettle on. There's a good man.
              Did he get a promotion?

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                Did he get a promotion?
                Awww....your little monkey has arrived OG. Maybe you could share some of those bananas with him before letting him loose with the typewriter again?

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  Awww....your little monkey has arrived OG. Maybe you could share some of those bananas with him before letting him loose with the typewriter again?

                  And another couple of rounds of toast.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    Did he get a promotion?
                    Everyone has to muck in with this Brexit flap on.

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