Brexit walks into a bar

[GreenMirror]

The bar-tender asks "why the long farce"?

Thought about putting this in the joke thread - I did not want it polluted.

[Old Greg]

A Brexiteer walks into a bar and says, 'Ouch. That shows exactly why we should leave the EU.'

[NotAllThere]

A remainer walks into a bar and drinks himself to death.

[OwlHoot]

A Brexiter walks into a bar and says "anal wart"

Not that funny, but better than Old Greg's effort

[tomtomagain]

A Customs Union and Free-Trade-Agreement are in the pub, giving it large, flirting with the bilateral agreements.

In flounces a battered Deal. The CU and FTA dive under the table. The Deal buys a drink ( Real-ale with Scotch Whisky chaser ), downs it and leaves.

The CU and FTA crawl out from their hiding place.

The barman says: "I thought you guys were tough? What happened there?"

The CU replies: "You kidding me? That guy's a Hard BREXIT!"

[Old Greg]

A Brexiter walks into a bar and says "anal wart"

Not that funny, but better than Old Greg's effort

The joke is about you, so you're not expected to appreciate it.

[Old Greg]

A Customs Union and Free-Trade-Agreement are in the pub, giving it large, flirting with the bilateral agreements.

In flounces a battered Deal. The CU and FTA dive under the table. The Deal buys a drink ( Real-ale with Scotch Whisky chaser ), downs it and leaves.

The CU and FTA crawl out from their hiding place.

The barman says: "I thought you guys were tough? What happened there?"

The CU replies: "You kidding me? That guy's a Hard BREXIT!"

Very nice recrafting of the menthol / cycle path number.

[BlasterBates]

A Customs Union and Free-Trade-Agreement are in the pub, giving it large, flirting with the bilateral agreements.

In flounces a battered Deal. The CU and FTA dive under the table. The Deal buys a drink ( Real-ale with Scotch Whisky chaser ), downs it and leaves.

The CU and FTA crawl out from their hiding place.

The barman says: "I thought you guys were tough? What happened there?"

The CU replies: "You kidding me? That guy's a Hard BREXIT!"

Suddenly the Deal comes flying back through the window with a broken nose.

The CU then says "hmm looks like the Deal tried to mess with the EU".

FTFY

[shaunbhoy]

A remainer walks into a bar and bores everyone to death.

ftfy