Jacob Rees-Mogg calls for parliament to be suspended if MPs block no deal Brexit

[Old Greg]

Have you taken into account that a Turkey is not just for Christmas. With careful meal planning it can last right through to March 29th

Has it joined the EU yet?

[Yorkie62]

Has it joined the EU yet?

That depends.

Was the Turkey hatched in the EU, in which case it is an EU Turkey.

Is it a migrant Turkey? In which case did it register as such in the first EU country it entered. In which EU country does it want to settle? Do we know its intensions as a migrant Turkey? Has it come from a destabilised country? Is it wearing a bomb vest?

What does Angela say?

[Mordac]

And MPs exist to represent the interests of their constituents, as distinct from implementing their will.

I think someone's nicked your cynical hat...

[WTFH]

That depends.

Was the Turkey hatched in the EU, in which case it is an EU Turkey.

Is it a migrant Turkey? In which case did it register as such in the first EU country it entered. In which EU country does it want to settle? Do we know its intensions as a migrant Turkey? Has it come from a destabilised country? Is it wearing a bomb vest?

What does Angela say?

There's 80 million of them and they are all terrorists and all coming here. I read it in the Wail, on the side of a bus, and from BoJo.

And there's probably more boats of them crossing the English Channel every day than there was during the Dunkirk evacuation (amazing how much furore the couple of boats threw up, yet it's all been quickly forgotten about)