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    Bremoaner's resignation letter template

    Dear Admin,

    Having not studied any history, and do not realize that no-one has any clue what will happen, I have concluded that I am a cretin. I therefore tend my resignation,

    Yours etc,

    #2
    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Dear Admin,

    Having not studied any history, and not realizing that no-one has any clue what will happen, I have concluded that I am a cretin. I therefore tender my resignation,

    Yours etc,
    Love the ironing.

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      #3
      Whew! Good thing I studied history*






      *It was GCSE-level history and all I can remember was spending 3 months reading about 1920's China and Sun Yat-sen, does that count?

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        #4
        Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
        Dear Admin,

        Having not studied any history, and do not realize that no-one has any clue what will happen, I have concluded that I am a cretin. I therefore tend my resignation,

        Yours etc,

        Surely a double negative there "do not realize that no-one has any clue what will happen".

        But I can't argue on your conclusion that you're a cretin

        As you were.
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #5
          Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
          Dear Admin,

          Having not studied any history, and do not realise that no-one has any clue what will happen, I have concluded that I am a cretin. I therefore tend my resignation,

          Yours etc,
          As the government have said that any Brexit will make the UK poorer then I am still betting that the people who loose their jobs and the cascading marriage breakups, seeing kids at weekends ,loss of homes etc. will still outweigh the comfort of knowing that Turks wont be invading the UK and that they are not paying for a European army, but hey I am just a remoaner what would I know.
          Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinations

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            #6
            Originally posted by motoukenin View Post
            As the government have said that any Brexit will make the UK poorer then I am still betting that the people who loose their jobs and the cascading marriage breakups, seeing kids at weekends ,loss of homes etc. will still outweigh the comfort of knowing that Turks wont be invading the UK and that they are not paying for a European army, but hey I am just a remoaner what would I know.
            Judging by what you have said - not a lot I would imagine?

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              #7
              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              Judging by what you have said - not a lot I would imagine?

              And not even a mention of 'Project Fear' when you hear something you don't like, you must have been on the special Dutch stuff last night PM
              Warning unicorn meat may give you hallucinations

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                #8
                Originally posted by meridian View Post
                Whew! Good thing I studied history*






                *It was GCSE-level history and all I can remember was spending 3 months reading about 1920's China and Sun Yat-sen, does that count?
                Only O levels count. What is this GCSE thingy?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
                  Only O levels count. What is this GCSE thingy?
                  It's a General CSE. You Know the exam those not capable of taking O'levels took.

                  O'levels in
                  Physics
                  Chemistry
                  Biology
                  Maths
                  English
                  English Literature
                  French
                  Economics and Government Commerce
                  Geography

                  CSE in Music

                  A'Levels
                  Pure and Applied Maths
                  Further Pure and Applied Maths
                  Physics

                  BSc (hons) Control Engineering

                  MSc Digital Signal Processing

                  OU Post Grad Diploma Technology Management

                  Current studying for a OU Post Grad Diploma in Computer Science (Security and Forensics)

                  Conversational Italian (Adult Education Night school)

                  City and Guilds in Car Vehicle Restoration (Adult Education Night School)

                  Corporate Member of the IET
                  CEng
                  Member of INCOSE
                  Certified Systems Engineering Professional (CSEP) via INCOSE - one of 58 in the UK

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
                    It's a General CSE. You Know the exam those not capable of taking O'levels took.

                    O'levels in
                    Physics
                    Chemistry
                    Biology
                    Maths
                    English
                    English Literature
                    French
                    Economics and Government Commerce
                    Geography

                    CSE in Music

                    A'Levels
                    Pure and Applied Maths
                    Further Pure and Applied Maths
                    Physics

                    BSc (hons) Control Engineering

                    MSc Digital Signal Processing

                    OU Post Grad Diploma Technology Management

                    Current studying for a OU Post Grad Diploma in Computer Science (Security and Forensics)

                    Conversational Italian (Adult Education Night school)

                    City and Guilds in Car Vehicle Restoration (Adult Education Night School)

                    Corporate Member of the IET
                    CEng
                    Member of INCOSE
                    Certified Systems Engineering Professional (CSEP) via INCOSE - one of 58 in the UK
                    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
                    Dear Admin,

                    Having not studied any history, and do not realize that no-one has any clue what will happen, I have concluded that I am a cretin. I therefore tend my resignation,

                    Yours etc,

                    Comment

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