Bremoaner's resignation letter template

[GreenMirror]

Dear Admin,

Having not studied any history, and do not realize that no-one has any clue what will happen, I have concluded that I am a cretin. I therefore tend my resignation,

Yours etc,

[Old Greg]

Dear Admin,

Having not studied any history, and not realizing that no-one has any clue what will happen, I have concluded that I am a cretin. I therefore tender my resignation,

Yours etc,

Love the ironing.

[meridian]

Whew! Good thing I studied history*






*It was GCSE-level history and all I can remember was spending 3 months reading about 1920's China and Sun Yat-sen, does that count?

[Whorty]

Dear Admin,

Having not studied any history, and do not realize that no-one has any clue what will happen, I have concluded that I am a cretin. I therefore tend my resignation,

Yours etc,

Surely a double negative there "do not realize that no-one has any clue what will happen".

But I can't argue on your conclusion that you're a cretin

As you were.

[motoukenin]

Dear Admin,

Having not studied any history, and do not realise that no-one has any clue what will happen, I have concluded that I am a cretin. I therefore tend my resignation,

Yours etc,

As the government have said that any Brexit will make the UK poorer then I am still betting that the people who loose their jobs and the cascading marriage breakups, seeing kids at weekends ,loss of homes etc. will still outweigh the comfort of knowing that Turks wont be invading the UK and that they are not paying for a European army, but hey I am just a remoaner what would I know.

[original PM]

As the government have said that any Brexit will make the UK poorer then I am still betting that the people who loose their jobs and the cascading marriage breakups, seeing kids at weekends ,loss of homes etc. will still outweigh the comfort of knowing that Turks wont be invading the UK and that they are not paying for a European army, but hey I am just a remoaner what would I know.

Judging by what you have said - not a lot I would imagine?

[motoukenin]

Judging by what you have said - not a lot I would imagine?

And not even a mention of 'Project Fear' when you hear something you don't like, you must have been on the special Dutch stuff last night PM

[GreenMirror]

Whew! Good thing I studied history*






*It was GCSE-level history and all I can remember was spending 3 months reading about 1920's China and Sun Yat-sen, does that count?

Only O levels count. What is this GCSE thingy?

[Yorkie62]

Only O levels count. What is this GCSE thingy?

It's a General CSE. You Know the exam those not capable of taking O'levels took.

O'levels in
Physics
Chemistry
Biology
Maths
English
English Literature
French
Economics and Government Commerce
Geography

CSE in Music

A'Levels
Pure and Applied Maths
Further Pure and Applied Maths
Physics

BSc (hons) Control Engineering

MSc Digital Signal Processing

OU Post Grad Diploma Technology Management

Current studying for a OU Post Grad Diploma in Computer Science (Security and Forensics)

Conversational Italian (Adult Education Night school)

City and Guilds in Car Vehicle Restoration (Adult Education Night School)

Corporate Member of the IET
CEng
Member of INCOSE
Certified Systems Engineering Professional (CSEP) via INCOSE - one of 58 in the UK

[meridian]

It's a General CSE. You Know the exam those not capable of taking O'levels took.

O'levels in
Physics
Chemistry
Biology
Maths
English
English Literature
French
Economics and Government Commerce
Geography

CSE in Music

A'Levels
Pure and Applied Maths
Further Pure and Applied Maths
Physics

BSc (hons) Control Engineering

MSc Digital Signal Processing

OU Post Grad Diploma Technology Management

Current studying for a OU Post Grad Diploma in Computer Science (Security and Forensics)

Conversational Italian (Adult Education Night school)

City and Guilds in Car Vehicle Restoration (Adult Education Night School)

Corporate Member of the IET
CEng
Member of INCOSE
Certified Systems Engineering Professional (CSEP) via INCOSE - one of 58 in the UK

Dear Admin,

Having not studied any history, and do not realize that no-one has any clue what will happen, I have concluded that I am a cretin. I therefore tend my resignation,

Yours etc,