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    #11
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    It's important to keep up standards of probity, even when surrounded by cretins and liars.
    Rest assured, whenever any of us have need of advice on conducting oneself under such conditions, we will beat a path to your door to avail ourselves of your years of relevant experience.

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #12
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Rest assured, whenever any of us have need of advice on conducting oneself under such conditions, we will beat a path to your door to avail ourselves of your years of relevant experience.

      Very good. Now hurry on back to your village. That straw won't chew itself.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Very good. Now hurry on back to your village. That straw won't chew itself.
        Wow! You still pack the same acerbic punch.
        Like being mauled by an angry Care Bear.

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #14
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
          Wow! You still pack the same acerbic punch.
          Like being mauled by an angry Care Bear.

          Still attacking the poster rather than the argument, because, let's face it, you have no argument. As you were sarg, at ease
          I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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            #15
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            Rest assured, whenever any of us have need of advice on conducting oneself under such conditions, we will beat a path to your door to avail ourselves of your years of relevant experience.

            Said a cretin.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #16
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              To be honest, a sensible person would not believe his version of any conversation with a signed note from God. Because he probably faked it. According to his wife, he fakes his orgasms.
              Presumably he also faked his children.
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                Presumably he also faked his children.
                No, the butler did it...


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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Presumably he also faked his children.
                  And those of his mistresses, however are we sure that they are real, I mean:

                  Cassia Peaches Johnson
                  Lara Lettice Johnson
                  Milo Arthur Johnson
                  Theodore Apollo Johnson
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                    Still attacking the poster rather than the argument,
                    There WAS no argument you peabrain.

                    Just the usual predictable dollop of humourless gender-confused guff.

                    HTH

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      And those of his mistresses, however are we sure that they are real, I mean:

                      Cassia Peaches Johnson
                      Lara Lettice Johnson
                      Milo Arthur Johnson
                      Theodore Apollo Johnson
                      At least he has had girlfriends whose surnames weren't jpeg............unlike you.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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