Johnny Foreigner slips up

[Old Greg]

They've not thought this through at all.


UK nationals in Berlin assured of residency in event of no Brexit deal | Politics | The Guardian

[vetran]

Indeed imagine who will stay

so they are catching up with the UK at last.


EU citizens’ rights in the UK – UK Government’s offer to EU citizens in the UK

[Old Greg]

Indeed imagine who will stay

so they are catching up with the UK at last.


EU citizens’ rights in the UK – UK Government’s offer to EU citizens in the UK

Word on the street is the UK will be forced to agree German extraterritoriality for the Thistle Hotel Heathrow, but not it will not be expensable.

[vetran]

Word on the street is the UK will be forced to agree German extraterritoriality for the Thistle Hotel Heathrow, but not it will not be expensable.

Before or after they invade Belgium & Poland?

[Old Greg]

Before or after they invade Belgium & Poland?

Don't be daft. The UK lacks the capability to invade Jersey.

[jamesbrown]

There’s bound to be some conditionality though. The minimum necessary to distinguish a real person from a web bot. Say, the aptitude to create a histogram in MS Excel, the ability to avoid financial scams that are visible from space, and a rudimentary understanding of business expenses as they relate to airport hotels. It’s a low bar, but someone has to smack their head on it.

[Old Greg]

There’s bound to be some conditionality though. The minimum necessary to distinguish a real person from a web bot. Say, the aptitude to create a histogram in MS Excel, the ability to avoid financial scams that are visible from space, and a rudimentary understanding of business expenses as they relate to airport hotels. It’s a low bar, but someone has to smack their head on it.

As long as they accept payment in tulip bulbs.

[NotAllThere]

All the Brits will get refugee status.

He told them it would take eight weeks for the immigration office in Berlin to issue residence permits and that it would not be possible before 29 March, but he reassured Britons in the audience that the city had an “excellent, flexible team which coped with the refugee crisis two years ago”.

[original PM]

All the Brits will get refugee status.

Indeed

Except they are perfectly self sufficient 'refugees' who don't lie about their age or have an interest in gang rape.

So maybe these ****wits need to stop trying to be funny.

Or are the EU incapable of logical thought?

[NotAllThere]

Indeed

Except they are perfectly self sufficient 'refugees' who don't lie about their age or have an interest in gang rape.

Any evidence to back up your claim that the percentage of people having an interest in gang rape among Syrian refugees is higher than the percentage among British citizens?

Oh, and some of my wife's extended family lied about their ages when they came to the UK in 80s. The adults made themselves younger so they could work longer and the children's ages were reduced so they could catch up on education, and have a better chance of becoming productive members of society. And who can blame them?