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I've spent 30 years as a contractor, little boy. When you get close to that you can pass comment. Until then, keep your mouth closed, you're creating a draught. -
30 years? - newcomer!Originally posted by Zigenare View PostI've spent 30 years as a contractor .
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30 years and you're still not successful. Ever thought you're maybe in the wrong profession? Never mind, be plenty of fruit picking jobs available next year. You'll be able to double your day rate.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostI've spent 30 years as a contractor, little boy. When you get close to that you can pass comment. Until then, keep your mouth closed, you're creating a draught.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Just make sure he doesn't have to work for Jews. He won't do it.Originally posted by Whorty View Post30 years and you're still not successful. Ever thought you're maybe in the wrong profession? Never mind, be plenty of fruit picking jobs available next year. You'll be able to double your day rate.Comment
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He was doing ok until he turned up in a leased entry level R8 at client officeOriginally posted by Whorty View Post30 years and you're still not successful. Ever thought you're maybe in the wrong profession? Never mind, be plenty of fruit picking jobs available next year. You'll be able to double your day rate.
It’s called now “doing a Churchill”
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Look on the bright side. UK will be forced to oblige countries like China. They introduced enforced credit system ( gov controls your account ) just recently . And UK has to use their Huawei devices, so Chinese will know what porn you watch on your phone.Comment
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