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    Brexit Dream Team

    With the finger-pointing starting from Brexiters already (“not my Brexit”, “incompetent government”, “too many Remainers in cabinet”, etc), perhaps the Brexiters could put together their Dream Team of a working party that could have got “their” Brexit over the line?

    Doesn’t even have to be single-party, just the best of the best.

    Here’s mine. Only the Creme de la creme.

    PM: Boris Johnson, of course. ***** business.
    Deputy PM: Michael Gove, always a strong supporter of BoJo
    Finance: Jacob Rees-Mogg. Runs a hedge fund, can be trusted with the finances of an entire country and can be guaranteed not to raise taxes or increase benefits. Poor people should just get a job.
    Trade: Disgraced Former Defence Minister Liam Fox. Has done a sterling job so far after two years in the job, no further proof needed.
    Brexit Secretary: jointly between Davis and Raab, with Davis propping up the bar while Raab carries his folders and sweats a lot. They have the experience and gravitas to pull the wool over Barnier’s eyes without May interfering.
    Foreign Secretary: Kate Hoey for cross-party support. At least she knows where Norn Iron is. Oh, hang on, that’s not a foreign place.

    Any others? Where is this Brexit dream team that would have done the job “properly”?

    #2
    Well that was a lot of finger work for little return

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      #3
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      Well that was a lot of finger work for little return
      That’s the spirit! Glad to see you’re fully behind Mrs May and the best Withdrawal Agreement that we could have got.

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        #4
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        Well that was a lot of finger work for little return
        Yeh, it Was, rather .

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          #5
          Originally posted by BR14 View Post
          Yeh, it Was, rather .
          2 for 2 so far, nice to see that bridges are being built and we are gaining a consensus that the current government is the best we have and the Withdrawal Agreement is the best they could negotiate.

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            #6
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            Well that was a lot of finger work for little return
            You sound like my wife ....
            I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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              #7
              Shauny as tea boy.

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                #8
                Originally posted by meridian View Post
                2 for 2 so far, nice to see that bridges are being built and we are gaining a consensus that the current government is the best we have and the Withdrawal Agreement is the best they could negotiate.
                which is Not what i said

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                  which is Not what i said
                  I took it as the implication. :-)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Shauny as tea boy.

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