A 'no deal' hard brexit looks inevitable unless government do a U-turn and cancel brexit. So what can we do to prepare, seeing as government haven't bothered?
1. Stock up on long life food now before the supermarket shelves are empty. Get in early before rationing and price inflation hits.
2. Put a poster in your window saying "Hard Brexit Supporter - FCK.EU', so when they come for the EU illegals they won't kick your door in by mistake.
3. Perfect your 'invasion of the body snatchers' response to hearing anyone speaking in a foreign language, which will become law as your duty to point out EU illegals.
4. Prepare spare rooms for expats forced to return home. Government will pay back those previously charged a bedroom tax.
5. ?
The silver lining:
We're about to see another Y2K style rush to prepare IT systems for things like EU tariffs and tracking stockpiles of products. When it comes to rate negotiation think like Drunker at the EU bar, double is not enough, triple or just take everything they can throw at you.
Six critical systems, four months to Brexit – and no completed testing
Above all, KEEP CALM AND PANIC.
1. Stock up on long life food now before the supermarket shelves are empty. Get in early before rationing and price inflation hits.
2. Put a poster in your window saying "Hard Brexit Supporter - FCK.EU', so when they come for the EU illegals they won't kick your door in by mistake.
3. Perfect your 'invasion of the body snatchers' response to hearing anyone speaking in a foreign language, which will become law as your duty to point out EU illegals.
4. Prepare spare rooms for expats forced to return home. Government will pay back those previously charged a bedroom tax.
5. ?
The silver lining:
We're about to see another Y2K style rush to prepare IT systems for things like EU tariffs and tracking stockpiles of products. When it comes to rate negotiation think like Drunker at the EU bar, double is not enough, triple or just take everything they can throw at you.
Six critical systems, four months to Brexit – and no completed testing
Above all, KEEP CALM AND PANIC.
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