2nd Referendum campaign kicks off

[Old Greg]

If the Brexiteer lands on Free Parking, all the fines money from the middle is paid to the EU.

If the Remainer is sent to jail, the Brexiteer shouts 'Britain First' and shoots the Remainer.

[jamesbrown]

Chance: your macroeconomic forecast was trounced by Paul the Octopus. Deduct two smug points, and repeat preschool arithmetic.

[Old Greg]

Your currency tanks. Mortgage all your properties to Jacob Rees Mogg's hedge fund.

[Old Greg]

Brexit Tax. Move back 6 places in the G7 growth rankings.

[BR14]

Mayfair.
build two hotels, sell them to russian oligarchs, piss off to somewhere in the EU and post smug krap on CUK

[jamesbrown]

Exports of mattress protectors greatly exceed expectations. Collect £100 from the expatriate community.

[jamesbrown]

No one voted to get poorer. Receive £150.

[DimPrawn]

This is more like it, creative and almost witty.

[vetran]

That's the spirit, Old Smeg!

indeed if you can't argue it, insult it!

[Old Greg]

indeed if you can't argue it, insult it!

You can't argue with mince.