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Previously on "2nd Referendum campaign kicks off"

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Indeed not,Mince is a cheap and very versatile ingredient
    And very thick.

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  • Old Greg
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    We need six player tokens:

    Double decker bus
    Lump of gammon
    Unicorn
    Blue passport
    Pot of jam
    Jacob Rees Mogg wearing a top hat

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    You can't argue with mince.
    Indeed not,Mince is a cheap and very versatile ingredient

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    indeed if you can't argue it, insult it!
    You can't argue with mince.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    That's the spirit, Old Smeg!
    indeed if you can't argue it, insult it!

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  • DimPrawn
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    This is more like it, creative and almost witty.

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  • jamesbrown
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    No one voted to get poorer. Receive £150.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Exports of mattress protectors greatly exceed expectations. Collect £100 from the expatriate community.

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  • BR14
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    Mayfair.
    build two hotels, sell them to russian oligarchs, piss off to somewhere in the EU and post smug krap on CUK

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  • Old Greg
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    Brexit Tax. Move back 6 places in the G7 growth rankings.

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  • Old Greg
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    Your currency tanks. Mortgage all your properties to Jacob Rees Mogg's hedge fund.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Chance: your macroeconomic forecast was trounced by Paul the Octopus. Deduct two smug points, and repeat preschool arithmetic.

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  • Old Greg
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    If the Brexiteer lands on Free Parking, all the fines money from the middle is paid to the EU.

    If the Remainer is sent to jail, the Brexiteer shouts 'Britain First' and shoots the Remainer.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
    That's the spirit, Old Smeg!
    Neat game concept.

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    You have come last in an intelligence contest. Go back to WTO rules.

    You are a gammon. Go back to Old Kunt Road.
    That's the spirit, Old Smeg!

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