Brexit: Draft Withdrawal Agreement published!

[Bean]

https://www.gov.uk/government/upload..._AGREEMENT.pdf

[WTFH]

Surprised you think it's good.


Did you read article 114?

[clearedforlanding]

Looks like the best possible outcome for the EU.

Looks like you got some fishing rights. Enjoy your transition period.

[WTFH]

Article 133 para 5?

Bargain! Still paying into the EU up to 2028 at the earliest.

I'll not comment on the bit about being tied into the ECJ until being totally free of it in 2028, because that's not what it says.


...and then we come to the Ireland question. Very little of it is agreed, apart from free movement of people.

[WTFH]

Even the Daily Mail know it's not all rosy.
Their current headlines:
A 5 second video of Ant McPartlands car driving along a road not hitting anyone (but including the list price of the car as that is critical)
A story about an SAS sniper killing someone a mile away at night
A picture of Selina Gomez
A story about hoax emails being sent from the US to schools in the UK threatening to bomb them.
and story 5... "Brexit BREAKTHROUGH: David Davis and Michel Barnier shake hands on transition deal terms with UK fully out of the EU by the end of 2020 - but warn tensions remain over Irish border"

The headline of story 5 shows that either the paper is deliberately lying to its worshippers or it hasn't actually read the document.

[clearedforlanding]

Even the Daily Mail know it's not all rosy.
Their current headlines:
A 5 second video of Ant McPartlands car driving along a road not hitting anyone (but including the list price of the car as that is critical)
A story about an SAS sniper killing someone a mile away at night
A picture of Selina Gomez
A story about hoax emails being sent from the US to schools in the UK threatening to bomb them.
and story 5... "Brexit BREAKTHROUGH: David Davis and Michel Barnier shake hands on transition deal terms with UK fully out of the EU by the end of 2020 - but warn tensions remain over Irish border"

The headline of story 5 shows that either the paper is deliberately lying to its worshippers or it hasn't actually read the document.

1. But this is the kind of stuff that matters to Brexiteers. The downfall of people. Cue the "I am a celeb get me out of here" jail picture bandwagon soon.

[BlasterBates]

Jacob Rees-Mogg ought to say that the UK will be a vassal state. If he doesn't, we can see where it's all heading.

[BlasterBates]

oh hang on, we're getting some more feedback

Brexit BETRAYAL

[darmstadt]

oh hang on, we're getting some more feedback

Brexit BETRAYAL

I can't see why UKIP are banging on about this:

[BlasterBates]

ah here it is

Jacob Rees Mogg warns of UK becoming a vassal state

My recommendation is to change the UK flag and insert a small EU flag in the corner to reflect Britain's status as a vassal state of the EU.