Anyone seen AssGuru? NSFW

[vetran]

British man, 53, inserts 77cm-long sex toy up his anus  | Daily Mail Online

Drunk British man, 53, perforates his BOWEL after 'losing control' of a 77cm bendy sex toy up his anus - and even doctors admitted they had never seen an object so 'unusually large'
The patient used the bendy object for sexual gratification when he was drunk
Doctors said the unnamed man 'lost control' of it because he was intoxicated
The new case has prompted experts to warn of the dangers of inserting objects

just in case you didn't get the picture !



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[greenlake]

British man, 53, inserts 77cm-long sex toy up his anus* | Daily Mail Online

Not sure why this is in the Brexit forum, but where else are you supposed to put a sex toy....?

[vetran]

Not sure why this is in the Brexit forum, but where else are you supposed to put a sex toy....?

Most of the posters are arseholes?

[northernladyuk]

Not sure why this is in the Brexit forum

The drunk man is the EU. The sex toy is the UK. The doctors are the EU27 negotiating team.

[vetran]

The drunk man is the EU. The sex toy is the UK. The doctors are the EU27 negotiating team.

so because of the EU's stupidity the UK is so far in the tulip we had to get out of there?

So when did you start to realise you should have voted leave?

[northernladyuk]

so because of the EU's stupidity the UK is so far in the tulip we had to get out of there?

So when did you start to realise you should have voted leave?

The UK was doing fine out of it, but the EU really should have known better.