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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    so because of the EU's stupidity the UK is so far in the tulip we had to get out of there?

    So when did you start to realise you should have voted leave?
    The UK was doing fine out of it, but the EU really should have known better.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    The drunk man is the EU. The sex toy is the UK. The doctors are the EU27 negotiating team.
    so because of the EU's stupidity the UK is so far in the tulip we had to get out of there?

    So when did you start to realise you should have voted leave?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Not sure why this is in the Brexit forum
    The drunk man is the EU. The sex toy is the UK. The doctors are the EU27 negotiating team.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Not sure why this is in the Brexit forum, but where else are you supposed to put a sex toy....?

    Most of the posters are arseholes?

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    British man, 53, inserts 77cm-long sex toy up his anus* | Daily Mail Online
    Not sure why this is in the Brexit forum, but where else are you supposed to put a sex toy....?

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  • vetran
    started a topic Anyone seen AssGuru? NSFW

    Anyone seen AssGuru? NSFW

    British man, 53, inserts 77cm-long sex toy up his anus  | Daily Mail Online

    Drunk British man, 53, perforates his BOWEL after 'losing control' of a 77cm bendy sex toy up his anus - and even doctors admitted they had never seen an object so 'unusually large'
    The patient used the bendy object for sexual gratification when he was drunk
    Doctors said the unnamed man 'lost control' of it because he was intoxicated
    The new case has prompted experts to warn of the dangers of inserting objects
    just in case you didn't get the picture !



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