Tory Brexit No Deal DOOM™: Labour

[AtW]

Brexit negotiations with the EU are heading for a "no deal" scenario, Labour's Emily Thornberry has warned.

Shadow foreign secretary Ms Thornberry said the PM's failure to control her party was causing "intransigence" on the UK side, which was a "serious threat to Britain" and its interests.

But International Trade Secretary Liam Fox said a failure to agree a deal was "not exactly a nightmare scenario".

The UK was preparing "mitigation" measures for such an outcome, he said.

Brexit: Emily Thornberry predicts no deal with the EU - BBC News

DOOMED!!!

[Mordac]

Brexit negotiations with the EU are heading for a "no deal" scenario, Labour's Emily Thornberry has warned.

Shadow foreign secretary Ms Thornberry said the PM's failure to control her party was causing "intransigence" on the UK side, which was a "serious threat to Britain" and its interests.

But International Trade Secretary Liam Fox said a failure to agree a deal was "not exactly a nightmare scenario".

The UK was preparing "mitigation" measures for such an outcome, he said.

Brexit: Emily Thornberry predicts no deal with the EU - BBC News

DOOMED!!!

Emily Dingleberry's predictions are not newsworthy, even when she's got a 50-50 chance of being correct.

[jamesbrown]

Emily Dingleberry's predictions are not newsworthy, even when she's got a 50-50 chance of being correct.

That's Lady Dingleberry to you.

[sal]

But International Trade Secretary Liam Fox said a failure to agree a deal was "not exactly a nightmare scenario".

The UK was preparing "mitigation" measures for such an outcome, he said.

Including, but not limited to:

- Lining up lemonade stands and port-a-potties along the M20, to boost the local economy
- Conversion of the freshly vacated office buildings in the city and CW to affordable housing
- Stock up on BMW, Audi and MB and bubbly for the next 5 years - suck on that import tariffs
- Devalue the £ enough so our exports cost exactly the same overseas after tariffs - success

[northernladyuk]

Emily Dingleberry's predictions are not newsworthy, even when she's got a 50-50 chance of being correct.

When you say 50-50, do you mean that there are two outcomes, or that these two outcomes have an equal probability of occurring?

[Mordac]

When you say 50-50, do you mean that there are two outcomes, or that these two outcomes have an equal probability of occurring?

There are two outcomes, there will be a Deal, or there will be No Deal. Whether the chance of each happening is equal is impossible to guess, since no-one knows exactly how much blood money Juncker really wants...

[BrilloPad]

When you say 50-50, do you mean that there are two outcomes, or that these two outcomes have an equal probability of occurring?

Are you a fooktard? 50-50 as yes or no . However you are 100% f00ktard.

HTH BISDI

[WTFH]

Are you a fooktard? 50-50 as yes or no . However you are 100% f00ktard.

HTH BISDI

Well, it's a bit like your divorces, the deal will always be 50-50, just not 50% 50%

[northernladyuk]

There are two outcomes, there will be a Deal, or there will be No Deal. Whether the chance of each happening is equal is impossible to guess, since no-one knows exactly how much blood money Juncker really wants...

Then why did you say it was 50-50?

Rhetorical question - we both know the answer.

[BrilloPad]

Well, it's a bit like your divorces, the deal will always be 50-50, just not 50% 50%

Not true. In divorce its 100% for the woman. I think the judges head will explode if they ever have to do ancillary relief for a lesbian couple.