So we all accept now that Brexit is a car crash, and it is all the fault of...

[darmstadt]

426 days have elapsed and the Bremoaner toys are still strewn across the nursery floor.

15,879 days that Brexiters moaned and moaned and moaned and they still moan more than a whore being stood up by her customer

[BrilloPad]

15,879 days that Brexiters moaned and moaned and moaned and they still moan more than a whore being stood up by her customer

How do you make a Hormone?

Refuse to pay her....

[rl4engc]

It is a slow process but listeners are beginning to realise what a huge f** up it is.

It's only a f**k up in the minds of the die hard Remoaners. Even most orignal Remoaners are now either neutral or Pro-Brexit.

Let me summarise for you thick Remoaners in the hope you may, at one point in the future, stop whinging and get on with life.

Pre-June 2016 : The Country kept demanding a referendum on the EU. Cameron, having failed miserably to ever get any concessions out of them, announces a referendum.
June 2016 : The result is 52/48 in favour of Leaving the EU. <<<< This is the bit you lot need to concentrate on.
Post-June 2016 : The Brexiters get on with life, job done.
Post-June 2016 : The Country carries on carrying on. No recession, no civil war, no riots, no mass unemployment, no mass exodus of business.
Post-June 2016 : The Remoaners keep moaning...
Post-August 2017 : The Remoaners keep on moaning... FFS

You need to get into your head, if it is or was the huge fook up that you say it is, then the Brexiters, and the people sat on the fence, would now be out on the streets with placards now saying "We want EU back!" "Please forgive us for ever asking to leave!" "You are our masters and we your humble slaves!"

Is the above happening?

[BlasterBates]

It isn't all bad news, the rest of the EU is surging ahead.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...onomy-in-years

As the Brexit car crash unfolds the stark contrast between the UK and the EU will make people realise what a huge f*** up it was.

[rl4engc]

As the Brexit car crash unfolds the stark contrast between the UK and the EU will make people realise what a huge f*** up it was.

To paraphrase all you Remoaners in every post on here:

The UK is Tulip! (Happy Face)

If the UK is that tulip or fooked, why don't you (to quote Malcolm Tucker) "shut the fook up, and fook off whilst doing it?"

[WTFH]

To paraphrase all you Remoaners in every post on here:



If the UK is that tulip or fooked, why don't you (to quote Malcolm Tucker) "shut the fook up, and fook off whilst doing it?"

It's OK, you keep being Strong and Stable, watch out for U turns on the road.

We're over a year since the referendum, and so far the government have failed to negotiate anything. The clock is ticking.
Brexiters with their heads buried in the Daily Mail sand think everything is going along perfectly. Everyone else is looking around to see if anything is actually happening.

It's not the EU's fault that the Brexit camp are clueless.
...but you'll still blame the EU for the next 50 years for everything.

As many Brexit voters have said: they would rather see the country fail and their children suffer than stay in the EU.

[northernladyuk]

It's only a f**k up in the minds of the die hard Remoaners. Even most orignal Remoaners are now either neutral or Pro-Brexit.

Let me summarise for you thick Remoaners in the hope you may, at one point in the future, stop whinging and get on with life.

Pre-June 2016 : The Country kept demanding a referendum on the EU. Cameron, having failed miserably to ever get any concessions out of them, announces a referendum.
June 2016 : The result is 52/48 in favour of Leaving the EU. <<<< This is the bit you lot need to concentrate on.
Post-June 2016 : The Brexiters get on with life, job done.
Post-June 2016 : The Country carries on carrying on. No recession, no civil war, no riots, no mass unemployment, no mass exodus of business.
Post-June 2016 : The Remoaners keep moaning...
Post-August 2017 : The Remoaners keep on moaning... FFS

You need to get into your head, if it is or was the huge fook up that you say it is, then the Brexiters, and the people sat on the fence, would now be out on the streets with placards now saying "We want EU back!" "Please forgive us for ever asking to leave!" "You are our masters and we your humble slaves!"

Is the above happening?

That's the spirit! The negotiations are going great and the UK can have its cake and eat it.

[northernladyuk]

Even the Daily Mail has stopped pretending Brexit is working out well, judging from its Brexit page:

May insists Britain WILL take back control of its laws as the Government is accused of watering down its pledge to escape EU judges after Brexit

23/08/17 11:32
Theresa May today insisted Britain would take back control of its laws after Brexit after she was accused of watering down her pledge to escape EU judges. The Prime Minister is today unveiling a policy paper outlining Britain's view on how disputes the UK and EU can be resolved in future. It rules out 'direct' jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice (ECJ) and is expected to promote a form of independent tribunal to settle arguments. But any such tribunal could take guidance from the ECJ and Brexiteers will fear rulings will simply be rubber stamped and passed onto British judges anyway....read
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Irish PM goads Theresa May over Brexit as he insists high-tech US-Canada checkpoints are still a 'hard border'
23/08/17 10:25
Irish PM Leo Varadkar (left) made his latest intervention on the thorny issue after visiting the US-Cananda frontier to see an example of border controls between close allies.
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Don't meddle in our courts after Brexit, Euro judges are warned: David Davis declares Britain will 'take back control of its laws' after Britain leaves the EU
23/08/17 01:36
The Brexit Secretary will declare that Britain ‘will take back control of its laws’ as the judges in Luxembourg will no longer have supremacy over the country’s courts.
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Osborne taunts May's ex-advisers by gloating his 'northern powerhouse' idea outlived them at No 10 and urges the PM to build his Manchester-Leeds railway to reboot her premiership
22/08/17 19:39
In his latest intervention despite quitting the Commons to run the Standard, Mr Osborne jibed Nick Timothy and Fiona Hill had failed to kill off his idea to revitalise the north.
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Michel Barnier taunts Britain's latest raft of Brexit policy papers by insisting the EU has been ready since 'day one'
22/08/17 17:50
Brexit Secretary David Davis (left with Michel Barnier) is spending the week before the next round of face to face talks publishing a series of new British negotiation positions.
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European judges WILL still settle cross border cases including divorces even after Brexit, ministers admit
22/08/17 13:42
Justice Secretary David Lidington (pictured) insisted today ministers were simply trying to maximise the opportunities of Brexit while minimising the risks.
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Ditch British goods after Brexit at your peril, UK warns Brussels: David Davis says any disruption to trade would be disastrous to the EU
22/08/17 07:20
David Davis has demanded British goods are not forced off the shelves of Europe following Brexit and warned disruption to trade would be 'disastrous' for the EU.
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Brussels REJECTS David Davis' latest call for linked talks on the Brexit divorce and future trade despite his warning failure to do so threatens the EU's £257BILLION sales to the UK
21/08/17 16:29
Brexit Secretary David Davis said the two sides to the negotiation were 'inextricably linked' as he published the first two of five new policy papers on the talks.
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Britain CAN stay in the single market and still escape the European Court if it joins a different trading block
21/08/17 15:52
Carl Baudenbacher said Britain should sign up to the European Free Trade Association's court, which already arbitrates disputes between the EU and non-members of the EU such as Switzerland.
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Post-Brexit trade deals will boost global security, new chief negotiator for Liam Fox insists
21/08/17 11:24
Britain's new trade negotiator Crawford Falconer (right) said Britain's new trade alliances around the world would help to break up 'destructive' closed markets.
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Stall on Brexit talks and you will lose out, David Davis warns the EU: Brexit Secretary tells Brussels to get on with negotiations or risk weakening its members' economies
21/08/17 01:25
The Brexit Secretary urged the EU to get on with negotiations on a future trade deal or risk weakening their economies by damaging the chances of a smooth transition.
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Tories warn David Davies to avoid trade deals with US amid fears it could be destroyed by Donald Trump crisis
20/08/17 16:49
Tory Ministers have warned Brexit Secretary David Davis that Britain’s hopes of getting a good US trade deal could be wrecked by the growing crisis surrounding Donald Trump.
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Britain could strike a post Brexit free trade deal without getting the approval of Scottish and Welsh governments, says Liam Fox
19/08/17 15:21
The proposals were circulated among Cabinet ministers by International Trade Secretary Liam Fox (pictured) who set out four options for devolved governments' role in the negotiations.
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Commonwealth countries demand equal immigration rights with EU citizens after Brexit
18/08/17 19:49
The message has been underlined by Canberra's foreign minister, Julie Bishop, who said her country would be disappointed if there was not equal treatment.
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Fears Eurocrats could delay Brexit trade talks until CHRISTMAS as William Hague compares negotiations to handling a GUN
17/08/17 22:15
The EU is insisting that it will not discuss future arrangements until after 'sufficient progress' has been made on the divorce bill and terms.
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EU migrants WON'T need visas to come to the UK after Brexit as part of plans to keep 'soft' Irish border - but must have a permit in order to work
17/08/17 16:29
Government plans state that EU nationals will be free to enter via the Irish border without extra checks - but the blueprint also implies that visas will not be required at other ports.
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Cuts on household spending reach a two-year high as consumer confidence plummets post-Brexit
17/08/17 11:07
More than half of Britons admitted to resorting to cost-cutting measures when it came to groceries and energy bills in the second quarter of 2017.
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No checks on people or goods crossing border between Northern Ireland and the Republic after Brexit, vows May despite fears over potential immigration loophole
17/08/17 09:04
A government 'position paper' rejects the idea of CCTV cameras or number plate recognition systems - instead saying that the current 'frictionless' arrangements should effectively stay in place.
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Cost of Britain's next-generation F-35 warplanes balloons by £80million in a year thanks to plummeting value of the pound since Brexit vote
17/08/17 08:45
The UK is buying 138 of the planes and their US manufacturer, Lockheed Martin, claimed the aircraft will cost between £77million and £100million each.
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Brexit secretary David Davis works a three-day week (and can't make a ham sandwich) says former aide as he takes aim at his old boss in 250-Tweet tirade
16/08/17 12:11
David Davis was accused of being workshy and a bully in an extraordinary Twitter rant by his former Chief of Staff. The Brexit Secretary, 68, was besieged by former aide James Chapman, 40.
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Theresa May flies back to Brexit chaos: PM ends her holiday as David Davis clashes with top Eurocrats on customs rules and threatens to add VAT to EU goods if Brussels blocks trade deal
15/08/17 21:25
Theresa May has returned to Downing Street after a three-week holiday on the day the Brexit Secretary said securing an interim customs arrangement would be 'in both sides' interest'.
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Fresh Labour Brexit shambles as shadow minister insists Britain COULD stay in EU customs union despite colleague saying the idea is a 'disaster'
15/08/17 16:22
Bill Esterson, shadow trade minister, said staying in the customs union would be up for negotiation in talks with Brussels.
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House prices are up £10k since the Brexit vote with the East of England seeing the biggest gains, official data shows
15/08/17 11:04
Property prices increased 4.9 per cent in the year to June to reach £223,000 - £10,000 higher than the same month last year and £2,000 higher than May, according to the Office for National Statistics.
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EU could block UK trade deals for three years after Brexit: Government's plans for smooth transition may let Eurocrats delay new global deals during 'interim period'
15/08/17 10:44
David Davis will argue that such a deal, where the UK mimics the EU's tariffs and rules on customs, would give more time for a smooth switch and would benefit both sides of the Channel.
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SIMON WATKINS: 'The promise that Brexit would be good for the economy has proved false'
15/08/17 08:15
Week after week the statistics and the day-to-day experience of ordinary people are demonstrating that the promise that Brexit would be good for the economy, has proved false.

[BlasterBates]

To paraphrase all you Remoaners in every post on here:



If the UK is that tulip or fooked, why don't you (to quote Malcolm Tucker) "shut the fook up, and fook off whilst doing it?"

I'm not saying I'm against Brexit, I've done very well out of it and I will continue to do so, but that is because I don't live in the UK.

[original PM]

How do you make a Hormone?

Refuse to pay her....

I thought the correct answer was to put sand in the vaseline?