EU negotiators agreed the location to sign Brexit deal - forest of Compiègne

[AtW]

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[Paddy]

[BlasterBates]

absolutely in the carriage

[AtW]

Miss Carriage of Justice....

[Eirikur]

The UK's unconditional surrender to the EU

[vetran]

The UK's unconditional surrender to the EU

Good job all the other signatories have so much experience surrendering they can help us through this new experience.

[BlasterBates]

This is precisely the sort of experience the British badly need.

[AtW]

Good job all the other signatories have so much experience surrendering they can help us through this new experience.

Sir, would you like Cheddar or Roquefort with your surrender?

[shaunbhoy]

I am afraid that we British are not terribly adept at the whole "surrender" thingy, but no doubt there is a long established EU procedure that deals with such issues.
If not we could always ask the French......or the Germans.....or the Italians etc......

That is if all the EU movers and shakers are not too bogged down with trying to organise that big piss-up they were trumpeting the other day.

[vetran]

Sir, would you like Cheddar or Roquefort with your surrender?

As we are surrendering then probably a nice soft french Brie would be the most appropriate.