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    #11
    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
    Perfectly simple: 10% is their fee, you only have to ensure you shuffle off this mortal coil before HMRC works out you've not paid any tax and comes for it out of your estate. You'll have made 90%. Your surviving family will be destitute, but hey, why should you care...?
    I'd rather put the 10% aside and then use it to fund setting up my new identity for when they come knocking (or kicking) on my door

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      #12
      Not an original idea apparently vivacontracts.com Whois - viva contracts - Who.is Anyone remember AML?
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        #13
        There are a few in the HMRC Enquiries threads who remember AML...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #14
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          There are a few in the HMRC Enquiries threads who remember AML...
          And I doubt they remember them with fondness
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            #15
            I notice that they are going for a big online advertising push, I caught sight of one of their ads on a cookery website just before I turned the cookies off (they were a perfect colour....)
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #16
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              I notice that they are going for a big online advertising push, I caught sight of one of their ads on a cookery website just before I turned the cookies off (they were a perfect colour....)
              When you see an advert you don't like just click. It has the benefits of:-

              1) costing the people money
              2) skewing your profile with that advertiser.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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