new contract, new LTD

[el duder]

after working in contracting for over 2 yrs and always going through an umbrella, ive decided to fark it off and register me own LTD.

i now finally got meself a new contract - yay.

but its farking miles away outside of london. so im looking at getting local B+B or even hiring a car, cause i dont own one from living in the smoke for farking ages.

anwyays. can i claim either accommodation or hire car costs as expenses in this contract.

which is for 1 month to go in and be a code monkey / knob jockey.

el doooder

[VectraMan]

Accomodation and/or 40/25p per mile.

Do you get paid per fark?

[el duder]

fark it

thanks vectraMan

farkin brill.

so i cant claim on the farkin cost of a car for 5 days. farkin tulipe

[VectraMan]

AFAIK no you can't, it's all encompassed by the mileage rate. But then you should ask an accountant.

[el duder]

i dont own my own house

how about this one..

i currently reside at my parents, as my primary and business address.

can i still claim accommodation expenses if i move out mon-fri for this contract?

fark fark fark

[Captain Jack]

That's Frakking Funny

i currently reside at my parents, as my primary and business address.

Given el duder's posting history, why doesn't that surprise me.

[el duder]

fark.

what are u saying?

i know, i knew u would laugh at that one.

its not forever, just to get me through my transitional phase.

[Antman]

Dude!

Don't stop posting, this place would become very boring if you did.

[DaveB]

its not forever, just to get me through my transitional phase.

I'm sure Capn. Jack can help you with that as well

[Daywalker]

"its not forever, just to get me through my transitional phase."

What is that? Homosexuality!