BN66 - Round 2 (Court of Appeal)

[TheBarCapBoyz]

Surely HMRC would claim offender avoiding sex tax??

I think we need to clarify the difference between sex avoidance and sex evasion.

It's all about transparency.

If you do it openly it's avoidance; if you try and conceal it, it's evasion.

[Funkman]

I think we need to clarify the difference between sex avoidance and sex evasion.

It's all about transparency.

If you do it openly it's avoidance; if you try and conceal it, it's evasion.

Yes my wife is an advocate of both sex evasion and avoidance which leaves me in a position of sole trader!!

[DonkeyRhubarb]

I'm just trying to get my head around all of this.

Sex avoidance and evasion both mean not having sex.

Sex avoidance would be where you're open, honest and transparent about not having sex. I was going to say like a Priest but perhaps that's not such a good example.

Sex evasion would be where you hide the fact that you're not having sex, or falsely state the amount of sex you are having.

Does that sound about right?

[Morlock]

I'm just trying to get my head around all of this.

Sex avoidance and evasion both mean not having sex.

Sex avoidance would be where you're open, honest and transparent about not having sex. I was going to say like a Priest but perhaps that's not such a good example.

Sex evasion would be where you hide the fact that you're not having sex, or falsely state the amount of sex you are having.

Does that sound about right?

Is it possible to evade sex retrospectively, for example when you've previously been open about not having sex, and then the next day you're accused of having hidden the fact...?

[Emigre]

I'm just trying to get my head around all of this.

Sex avoidance and evasion both mean not having sex.

Sex avoidance would be where you're open, honest and transparent about not having sex. I was going to say like a Priest but perhaps that's not such a good example.

Sex evasion would be where you hide the fact that you're not having sex, or falsely state the amount of sex you are having.

Does that sound about right?

So dogging is being open honest and transparent about having sex. Having sex in the bedroom is clearly about disguising what you are doing since there are only a limited number of parties who actually know what is actually happening.

Doesn't that make having sex in the car park far more acceptable to Parliament and the masses than doing anything in private?

Now, if there was a tax on sex, its not hard to see the black economy winning...

[DonkeyRhubarb]

Is it possible to evade sex retrospectively, for example when you've previously been open about not having sex, and then the next day you're accused of having hidden the fact...?

You may not have been having sex at the time but...

...HMRC (Her Majesty's Regulator of Copulation) might come along 7 years later and retrospectively clarify what counts as sex.

And then you'd be buggered.

[johnnyguitar]

You may not have been having sex at the time but...

...HMRC (Her Majesty's Regulator of Copulation) might come along 7 years later and retrospectively clarify what counts as sex.

And then you'd be buggered.

And if I had an inkling at the time that I was about to be buggered, or could be buggered in the future, it may have been enough cause for me to change my position.
Waiting over 7 months to find out if I'm about to be buggered - not sure which is worse, the anticipation or the end result.

[Slobbo]

You know when you put it in these terms it just shows how badly we have been wronged.

[TheBarCapBoyz]

You know when you put it in these terms it just shows how badly we have been wronged.

This conversation... laugh? I nearly spilt me beer.

Very funny.

Clearly we are all bored with waiting and there is nothing left to discuss until the three amigos
make their bloody minds up.

I deny ever having avoided sex, and am prepared to go to the ECHR to prove my case.

[travellingknob]

I deny ever having avoided sex, and am prepared to go to the ECHR to prove my case.

As a long term wearer of a chastity belt I deny having any sex and am taking my case to the ECHR as well. I think it's unfair to 'tax' me for my 'release' and should be a free man to organise my 'affairs' as I wish. Retrospectively I wish I had never entered into the agreement and I can't believe it's still hanging over my 'head' after all this time !