test please delete

[sasguru]

They say a picture is worth a 1000 words, so it must work the other way.


A young (but at least 18) girl is looking directly at the camera whilst kneeling on a bed. Her top has been pulled down to reveal her ample breasts. They are full and rounded. She is blonde with highlights in her hair. She is also wearing a blue thong and has well shaped buttocks. She...

...pipes up in a surprisingly deep voice: "Hello Atw".
Atw replies "Hello Janey, finished your operation so soon? By the way you will be gentle, won't you? I'm a virgin".
"Well I would tell you about the birds and the bees", says Janie, "but things will be slightly different between you and me, as I was once a man".
Oh dear, says Atw, I'm scared ....

[sasguru]

...pipes up in a surprisingly deep voice: "Hello Atw".
Atw replies "Hello Janey, finished your operation so soon? By the way you will be gentle, won't you? I'm a virgin".
"Well I would tell you about the birds and the bees", says Janie, "but things will be slightly different between you and me, as I was once a man".
Oh dear, says Atw, I'm scared ....

... and he suddenly jumps through the window. Lucky for him it's a bungalow.
The duvet next to Janie (who was once James) rustles.
"You can come out now" says Janie a.k.a James and Francko's head emerges ....

[administrator]

Hi People,

Loving the erotic stories, just don't mention anyone in school clothes please...

I am glad a lot of you did not see some of the offending images that were posted on this thread, shows the mods have been doing a good job. Believe me there has been nasty stuff posted here as I too have had to clean it up at times (no kleenex jokes please). It has made the moderation of the board a lot trickier and just because you have not seen it does not mean it hasn't happened.

Thanks for the suggestion of the registered users only thread, not a bad idea at all and we will certainly look into this.

We look forward to hearing how AtW and Cojak get on, a board romance is just what we need!

CUK Admin

[Ardesco]

I just can't belive that nobody has made a comment about my suggestion for a "premium member Light Relief area"

[Xenophon]

I just can't belive that nobody has made a comment about my suggestion for a "premium member Light Relief area"

Ho ho ho...



Innuendo aside, I like the idea.

[AtW]

We look forward to hearing how AtW and Cojak get on, a board romance is just what we need!

Let me first drop some weight, earn my millions, buy Lambo and then I will make my shot...

[sasguru]

Let me first drop some weight, earn my millions, buy Lambo and then I will make my shot...

So you've resigned yourself to not losing your virginity, then?

[Xenophon]

There we are; another post towards my 5k...

...but will the 5k herald a new description? I hope it does.

If 2k is 'Super poster', what should 5k be??

[MarillionFan]

I have been reliably informed that 5000 posts gets you the title of 'Knobhead'

[mcquiggd]

All the piccies are still there guys, just not hosted on this server...

Just insert a Hyperlink to it (not quite the same, I know....)


http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/4...tits002kb0.jpg