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    Originally posted by covbob View Post
    Just noticed that NF isn't far off his 32768th post. Let's hope it's a suitably eloquent and interesting contribution to mark the number.
    I have great hopes for his 0xffff post.

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      Well the ZeitLeakyWashingMachine was in full flow today.

      Ho hum.

      And the ZeitLeakyWashingMachineScavengePump(tm) was not keeping up.

      I think the end has come for both.

      However I discovered that the agitator problem can be "cured" by poking the drum with a stick

      Who'd have thunk it?

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Well the ZeitLeakyWashingMachine was in full flow today.

        Ho hum.

        And the ZeitLeakyWashingMachineScavengePump(tm) was not keeping up.

        I think the end has come for both.

        However I discovered that the agitator problem can be "cured" by poking the drum with a stick

        Who'd have thunk it?


        RIP ZeitLeakyWashingMachine
        RIP ZeitLeakyWashingMachineScavengePump(tm)
        RIP ZeitWallet

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          Washing machines aren't expensive now days because they are expected to be replaced every 5 years. Damn con
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post




            The perils of the avuncular state
            I'm only doing it so they find me a nice care home when the time comes.

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              'tis 18:03 and it's still light outside.

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                Indigestion...

                Off to swig some Gaviscon

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Well the ZeitLeakyWashingMachine was in full flow today.

                  Ho hum.

                  And the ZeitLeakyWashingMachineScavengePump(tm) was not keeping up.

                  I think the end has come for both.

                  However I discovered that the agitator problem can be "cured" by poking the drum with a stick

                  Who'd have thunk it?
                  The answer was in the smilies all the time

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    'tis 18:03 and it's still light outside.
                    'Tis dark now.

                    And the amount of water leaking from the washing machine seems remarkable.

                    The end has come.

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                      G&T time

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