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Old 26th June 2009, 09:58   #11
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Not a joke but a classic

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Old 26th June 2009, 10:01   #12
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Jackson's last words as he was being rushed to hospital ........Is there
any room in the children's ward?'

Reports of Michael Jackson dying are incorrect. He was caught in the
children's ward having a stroke.

Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9.
Another is Dylan aged 6.

Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose. Doctors said they
couldn't blame it on the sunshine or the moonlight. They blamed it on
the boogie.

Jockeys at tomorrows Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of
respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in
living memory

MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego...He
will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue
to play with him

Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the
body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.

At the autopsy they found children's underwear strapped to his upper
arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he's been trying to
quit for a while.

Conformation just came through that Michael Jackson died of food
poisoning apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts...

Michael Jackson didn't have a heart attack he was found drowned in his
pool! Cause no one would throw him a boy...

Out of respect McDonalds have released the McJackson burger 50 year old
meat between 10 year old buns...
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Old 26th June 2009, 10:32   #13
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Early reports say that Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since young Macauly Culkin stayed over.



When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.



The jockey club have announced that black armbands are to be worn in tribute to MJ who has ridden more three year olds more succesfully than anyone in living memory.



MJ's ghost has been sited in a children's hospital. Seems he is still putting the willies up small children.



Michael Jackson died at 3.15 p.m. local time.
What is significant is that at 3.15 the big hand is on the little hand.



Whats the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Micheal Jackson?

Young boys loved to pin Farrah to the wall, whereas Micheal loved to pin……….



What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.



Michael Jackson's dying wish was to sprinkle his ashes over a bowl of cornflakes so he can go through the arse of little children just one more time.
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Old 26th June 2009, 10:42   #14
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MJ's heart attack came about after he learned that Boyz2Men were a band and not a delivery service
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I'm watching Sky news now and they are interviewing young people at Glastonbury who are expressing their shock and surprise at his early death.

Wait 'til they get back home and watch the old footage and find out he was black!
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Old 26th June 2009, 11:38   #16
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Doctors are now saying he had a hereditary heart condition. Apparently it's transmistted via the Billy Gene.
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Old 26th June 2009, 11:48   #17
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Police searched his house and found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the bathroom and Class 4C in the bedroom
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Old 26th June 2009, 11:55   #18
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The press reports that Jacko was 50 but a close friend says he didn't feel a day over 12.
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Pop is dead.... Our thoughts go out to Snap and Crackle at this difficult time.
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