Fatwah allows sodomy for jihad purposes

[OwlHoot]

Have we done this one yet, from March this year?

London-Based Cleric: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes (Video)

Abdallah Al-Khilaf: First, we’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.

“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.

“My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”

The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it. ...

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And they say Islam isn't progressive.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

It's funny how all the wahabis speak about wanting to kill gays when they are the most gay of them all.

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Define "most gay"?

[xoggoth]

Spent most of my marriage trying to convince the missus an up the bum would be good for her, improve skin tone, cure dandruff etc. but never thought to try a religious angle. Darn it.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Define "most gay"?

gay: pertaining to, or exhibiting sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex; homosexual: a gay couple.

most: in the greatest quantity, amount, measure, degree, or number: to win the most votes.

HTH

[MicrosoftBob]

Define "most gay"?

They push back

[d000hg]

gay: pertaining to, or exhibiting sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex; homosexual: a gay couple.

most: in the greatest quantity, amount, measure, degree, or number: to win the most votes.

HTH

Yes I know what each word means but not how they are combined. If I find a gay couple, how are you going to measure which of them is gayer?

[cailin maith]

Yes I know what each word means but not how they are combined. If I find a gay couple, how are you going to measure which of them is gayer?

I think it depends on how much "gayness" they exhibit - actually not sure if that's a real word but you know what I mean?

My cousin is gay and has been with his partner for years, my cousin is def the 'gayer' of the two... he's overtly 'camp' and his partner is totally opposite.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Yes I know what each word means but not how they are combined. If I find a gay couple, how are you going to measure which of them is gayer?

I apologise - I didn't realise you needed such an in-depth explanation or what "most gay" means. I guess if you were of a particularly low IQ you could come up with alternatives to the contextual meaning. Basically it was implied that the wahabis would more often perform gay acts or are in general more often gay than not. CM above gave another plausible interpretation.

I hope that helps.