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[117MilesToGo]

HAB will be along soon to ask you about Gladiators and such.

Good, I like movies featuring gladiators!

[realityhack]

[ICU. Day. Top-down view. While the surgical team watches, The doctor shocks AtW. No response. He orders a higher voltage and tries again. Still no response.]

DOCTOR: [vo] He was right about the irony. AtW's brain couldn't filter it out. That's what caused his heart to beat too fast for too long.

[In the Observation Deck, sasguru tearfully watches as the doctor tries again, but to no avail.]
DOCTOR: [vo] It caused irreparable structural damage. A total sense of humour failure.

[Doctor looks up to sasguru, his expression saying it all.]
DOCTOR: [vo] His heart was dead once it stopped in that ambulance.
SASGURU: [sadly] What about a new heart? Transplant? A new sense of humour?

DOCTOR: [quietly] All of his organs are damaged. He can't qualify.
["suityou01" closes his eyes and cries.]
DOCTOR: There's nothing we can do. Nothing we could have done.


[CUT]

[117MilesToGo]

["suityou01" closes his eyes and cries.]

For some reason I always assumed suityou01 was a girl!

[Platypus]

For some reason I always assumed suityou01 was a girl!

Technically no, but in spirit, yes.

[AtW]

I love TPD II thread, please ignore my original message that, in retrospect, was misguided and foolish.

I wish more people loved that thread - the world would be a much nicer place in this case.

Thank you all for listening.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Good, I like movies featuring gladiators!

Do you spit or swallow?

[117MilesToGo]

Do you spit or swallow?

Spit ...... unless its for a dare.

[sasguru]

I love TPD II thread, please ignore my original message that, in retrospect, was misguided and foolish.

I wish more people loved that thread - the world would be a much nicer place in this case.

Thank you all for listening.

OMG He's had a electroshock therapy to go with his previous prefrontal lobotomy*. They've turned him into a vegetable.
On second thoughts, plus ca change.


*better a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

[d000hg]

Bum him.

A bit harsh, but if you feel you must...

[cojak]

Sounds like RH has gone off on a power trip again.

Not only a lover of TPD, but a hater of Glam Rockers!

Nazi!

Nope, it was me.

I felt a sudden urge to burst his pompous little pr1ck image.

Did I just say that out loud?