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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWhat's with all the food references?
Has the nice Meals-on-Wheels lady not turned up yet?
Priceless.
"Ov coooourse Jesus woz English! Stands to reason, dunnit?"My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostHave you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostHave you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI've given myself an image of Cyberman sitting at home life Alf Garnett in the last series of Till Death Us Do Part. The one where his wife has dies and so te council has sent him a home help: a big gay black bloke.
Priceless.
"Ov coooourse Jesus woz English! Stands to reason, dunnit?"Comment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostIs that some sort of *** **** code you've picked up along the way?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by snaw View PostIs that some sort of gay porn code you've picked up along the way?
no.... but is it hygienic ?Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe one where his wife has dies and so te council has sent him a home help: a big gay black bloke.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Cyberman View Postno.... but is it hygienic ?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostDepends what colour your skin is, dunnit?Comment
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