Originally posted by Sockpuppet
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Important to check the indexes
What's her BBQ ? (Bunny Boiler Quotient - will you find your pet for dinner if you break up?)
What's her PAL (Peer Amusement Level - i.e. how much will your colleagues laugh if they find out you are slipping her a length?)
I must admit I had a few work romances before I met the wife (at work) luckily I avoided both of the above pitfalls.
Sounds like she is gagging for it in a way I wouldn't expect normally, but that may mean either you are super attractive or she is a bit odd.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostSounds like she is gagging for it in a way I wouldn't expect normally, but that may mean either you are super attractive or she is a bit odd.old
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostGood to see the age of romance is still alive....
Originally posted by vetran View PostSounds like she is gagging for it in a way I wouldn't expect normally, but that may mean either you are super attractive or she is a bit odd.Comment
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You know the rules on this sort of thing.
Post the birds picture and we will make a decision, we got no idea of your taste so she might turn out to look like Hazel Blears for all we know.Comment
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Ahahaha the classic 'guys I need some advice' post when really you just wanted to post...
"OMFG guess what happened to me the other day???"
Yes yes yes excellent you got to grope the agency chick in the kitchen - well done you
*slight* kudos deduction for the county of origin (Essex), but still an excellent result. Even tho you clearly don't need any advice from us, please feel free to update the thread with your further attempts to get your hobnobs to home base...Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostOr she knows how much he invoices.Comment
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I was talking to this accounts girl the other day she said she has found this geek who earns loads and will do anything she wants and buy her anything she wants
Milan.Comment
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