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Old 21st July 2008, 16:23   #1
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Old 21st July 2008, 21:08   #2
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How about Wink Serial Killing?



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Old 22nd July 2008, 01:09   #3
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I only go as far as Fart Wounding myself.
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Old 22nd July 2008, 02:07   #4
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Take your tablets. You remember when the nurse told you that you post incomprehensible garbage without them?

Admittedly, they don't make that much difference...
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Old 22nd July 2008, 05:17   #5
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Take your tablets. You remember when the nurse told you that you post incomprehensible garbage without them?

Admittedly, they don't make that much difference...
When does your next prescription arrive?
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Old 22nd July 2008, 06:08   #6
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Can anyone tell me what this thread is about?
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Old 22nd July 2008, 07:43   #7
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Can anyone tell me what this thread is about?
I've been away for days, but like Eastenders you can always pick up the storyline.
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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:03   #8
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When you say wink is that in the traditional sense or the pot noodle sense?
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When you say wink is that in the traditional sense or the pot noodle sense?
I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
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Old 22nd July 2008, 08:11   #10
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I've never really understood that combination. Why should a wink and a pot noodle go together? In fact, why should anything and a pot noodle go together?
I suppose a wink and apot noodle are shallow versions of their real counterparts. And they both produce stains on the carpet and a vague sense of regret and self-loathing.
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