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Originally posted by stek View PostDon't worry, I am a boy (PM me for proof, I have pictures of parts of me that I don't show on here ) but what you should be doing is using Stored Procedures in Oracle RAC in a RISC virtual environment, right lads?
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostPut the kettle on love
Lisa - I like kittens too and not sure but you might also get a problem if you've got ' or " in Me.Text26.Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostDon't worry, I am a boy (PM me for proof, I have pictures of parts of me that I don't show on here ) but what you should be doing is using Stored Procedures in Oracle RAC in a RISC virtual environment, right lads?
Access is for lasses, poufs and NLUK.
How can you be sexist and NLUKist about software?Comment
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