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RAC is sooooo last year - you should get a Grid Control Architect in for something like thisOriginally posted by stek View PostDon't worry, I am a boy (PM me for proof, I have pictures of parts of me that I don't show on here
) but what you should be doing is using Stored Procedures in Oracle RAC in a RISC virtual environment, right lads?
Access is for lasses, poufs and NLUK.Comment
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Yes, I am also a kitten lover (unless I've missed something and it's a euphemism for something dodgy) and thanks for your help - is all sussed now and my sanity (such as it is) is restoredOriginally posted by Zippy View PostPut the kettle on love
Lisa - I like kittens too and not sure but you might also get a problem if you've got ' or " in Me.Text26.
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Thanks for the offer Stek but you're ok - the pictures are probably not on here for a jolly good reasonOriginally posted by stek View PostDon't worry, I am a boy (PM me for proof, I have pictures of parts of me that I don't show on here
) but what you should be doing is using Stored Procedures in Oracle RAC in a RISC virtual environment, right lads?
Access is for lasses, poufs and NLUK.
As for the rest of your message - huh????? 
How can you be sexist and NLUKist about software?
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