Installing a garden fence

[Uncle Albert]

Sod that get a man into to do that and go to the pub! The fence and the posts are the easy bit the gate is tricky and would take me 3 times longer and be a crap job in the end

Quite right. Hilaire Belloc puts it well:

Lord Finchley

Lord Finchley tried to mend the Electric Light
Himself.

It struck him dead : And serve him right !
It is the business of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan.