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AIBU to find this v funny?
I know it's probably not great form to link to mumsnet [again] but this thread had me in stitches. Have any of you lot dumped someone in a cowardly fashion?- MaryPoppins
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Penis Beaker
I was alerted to this by a few friends on Facebook, has to be one of the strangest post-sex rituals i have ever heard. Penis Beaker Does anyone else have a similar system in place? -
Proud dad moment (please move along if not your thing)
Mrs MUN and I were in the living room and we playfully punched each other on the arm. My 2 year old was eating breakfast in his high chair and shouted: Hey, don't hit my mummy, okay daddy! Mrs MUN and I laughed and agreed it was adorable until I noticed he was still staring at me and he...- MyUserName
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Family illness etc - chances might have to can gig
Must admit this gig is turning into an issue at the moment. Wife at home at the moment with 7 week old baby and is ill at the moment (she was very ill during pregnancy and still having problems unfortunately). Being an hour plus drive away, working 12 hour shifts is already difficult enough...- psychocandy
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Un-Boomed
Been on the cards for a while. NLUK will be happy at least. Not the best client but it was close to home and its been over 2 years so can't complain. It is still a little annoying when you know that there is still lots to do but the client can't see past saving money and getting the bobs in and...- psychocandy
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Why do toddlers eat their bogies?
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WT-actual-F!
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Man Flu!
Ok, I'm all for Junior attending nursery but does he really have to come home with a different lurgy every bloody week? FFS :facepalm:- SupremeSpod
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Daily Wail wants EU to save children from window blind cords...
:confused: Yep, it's real; now they want the EU to legislate on window blind cord safety regulations! Erm, but I thought the Daily Wail hated the EU!??!?!?!?!?!? How my four-year-old was nearly strangled by a window blind cord | Mail Online- Mich the Tester
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Another Plan B missed
Love these, wouldn't pay £10 Christmas Pudding Bin Bags- alreadypacked
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Child Friendly Tablets
With Christmas around the corner and seeing as the kids (7 and 5) won't leave my shiney iPad alone I was looking at some of the child friendly tablets on the market, has anyone else looked into them, anyone already bought one for their little monster and "road tested" it as dads (and geek moms... -
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child maintenance
I know there are a few folk on here paying it - does anyone pay more than CSA rate, if so how much and why?- Peoplesoft bloke
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Double trouble!
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CUK official A-level results thread
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*Not* allowed to interview for permanent position (AWR Regulations)
Hi, wondering if anyone could shed light on my situation... Have been working with a client company for 1 year as a Ltd company contractor. The client company uses an in-house resourcing agency for all contractors. A while ago the resourcing agency sent out documentation to all contractors...- pauly
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School dinners
Feck me, school dinners ain't what I remember. Son's school (11-18) has got shiny new refectory (or canteen as we used to call it). Just been sent the menus - one for grub, one for beverages. Top of the list: Double expresso - 80p A bunch of hyper 11 year olds - it'll end in tears I tell ya.- mudskipper
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The house stinks of poo!
Baby BP has got the hang of doing wees in the potty/toilet - but is very stubborn about poos. He has cacked him 3 times today - and as he is the size of a 7 year old and they are big poos it reeks. Mrs BP has a very sensitive sense of smell so has got candles out. So far the only advice I have... -
Bloody women!
So today, we're off to the Lakes to spend a week with all the wife's family, all 17 of them. oh the joy! Luckily, I'm working and billing most of it. The cottage is about a 2hr drive from here, but as wife is driving (I'm still unable to after surgery) and she's never done long distance or...
