On the information given, you've been given the best advice possible. The fact that you don't like it is your affair. You feel the responses so far have been rude, and needing to be dealt with by moderators. I think the responses have been perfectly reasonable, given the quality of your opening post. However, the way you have chosen to react is definitely rude.
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Dear Friend,Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLearn it. Blag it. Offer no value. Basically every scrum master I've seen. Fill yer boots.
I must admit I got too much into scrum without much knowledge. And I was quite desperate, too. However, would you mind advising me, oh wise, how shall I offer ANY value without having experience? Pathetic what you just said. Basically every hater I've seen.Fill yer boots.
Thanks for your help, your response answered my question in 100 %.
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Learn it. Blag it. Offer no value. Basically every scrum master I've seen. Fill yer boots.Originally posted by culokowska View PostHi there
Ok,so I have recently got really interested in scrum. I am 21 years ol and of course I have no experience.
I have read a few books about scrum and I would love to get some experience .
However, it seems really hard to even google : scrum master internship london - as no results appear
regarding internship.
Is there anything I could do to get more into IT company as a scrum? I've known some java developers etc. who are convinced I dont need any certificate to work as a scrum.
Any tips?
Cheers guys
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I love you SimonMac. Leave Eek and be with meOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostOk, I will try and take this with thecontemptrespect the post deserves, no you do not need a certificate to "SCRUM" as it is a framework, just following the advice and do it.
But seeing as you haven't told us what you actually do, I think its fair to say you have more chance of getting your 5* at McDonalds than to ever get PAID as a SCRUM Master
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Ok, I will try and take this with thecontemptrespect the post deserves, no you do not need a certificate to "SCRUM" as it is a framework, just following the advice and do it.
But seeing as you haven't told us what you actually do, I think its fair to say you have more chance of getting your 5* at McDonalds than to ever get PAID as a SCRUM MasterLast edited by SimonMac; 24 June 2014, 09:20.
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scrum master HELP LONDON UK
Hi there
Ok,so I have recently got really interested in scrum. I am 21 years ol and of course I have no experience.
I have read a few books about scrum and I would love to get some experience .
However, it seems really hard to even google : scrum master internship london - as no results appear
regarding internship.
Is there anything I could do to get more into IT company as a scrum? I've known some java developers etc. who are convinced I dont need any certificate to work as a scrum.
Any tips?
Cheers guysTags: None
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