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Previously on "Hello all, new to the forums"

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Hmm that's a borderline case. What do my esteemed peers think of that? Not liking gladiators and fingers in the chutney? Might have to get Cojak or Admin in for the deciding vote.




    BTW, is "lick the chutney spoon" a euphemism?

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    NLUK, my answers are:
    1. No
    2. Yes
    3. Spoon? I use my fingers.
    Hmm that's a borderline case. What do my esteemed peers think of that? Not liking gladiators and fingers in the chutney? Might have to get Cojak or Admin in for the deciding vote.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What username does your husband post under?


    Probably DesiDropbear




    NLUK, my answers are:
    1. No
    2. Yes
    3. Spoon? I use my fingers.

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  • BrilloPad
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    What username does your husband post under?

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

    Read the stickys ------>

    Ask your accountant.
    FTFY

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  • northernladuk
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    Would you mind completing our own screening process before progressing any further..

    1) Do you like Gladiators?

    2) Can you bleed a radiator?

    3) Do you lick the chutney spoon before putting it back?

    We will assess your eligibility to join the forum based on the responses above.

    We expect this process to take about 4 weeks

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  • Pollypanda
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Are you telling us a little porky pie?? You've already got one 'like' so you are an old head now

    Belated to you though.
    So that's the criteria for being a regular? You guys must be hard to impress then, I'll defo take it as a compliment

    to you too

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  • northernladuk
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    Posts:14
    Are you telling us a little porky pie?? You've already got one 'like' so you are an old head now

    Belated to you though.

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  • Pollypanda
    started a topic Hello all, new to the forums

    Hello all, new to the forums

    Hi all, my name is Emily.

    I've been contracting both in London and Melbourne for the last 12 years.

    My background is in identifying and implementing process and system improvements and managing change. I started out as a management consultant with a small firm, then moved into contracting at large companies.

    I look forward to chatting with you all.

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