Reply to: here's a few of my ex's

[CaribbeanPirate]

Still better looking than my Ex !

[Board Game Geek]

Just for Xog

Be careful what you wish for dear Xog !

[xoggoth]

I would have absolutely anything if it was offered.

[sasguru]

God you desperate, sad sad barstewards !

We don't believe you BGG. To prove the sincerity of your argument please post a picture of your other half

[Board Game Geek]

God you desperate, sad sad barstewards !

[Fleetwood]

I would drench every one of them in my man-milk.
Preferably at the same time....

[kramer]

Blimey you are a picky one. I'd give my right arm to have a go at one of them. Actually, if I had a go at one of them, I wouldn't need my right arm...

hahaha

[DimPrawn]

Blimey you are a picky one. I'd give my right arm to have a go at one of them. Actually, if I had a go at one of them, I wouldn't need my right arm...

[Board Game Geek]

A fine suite of sperm recepticles if ever there was

You're kidding me right ?

From Left to Right

Number 1) looks like she applied cheek blusher with a giant sponge. She is also trying too hard to adopt a relaxed, casual look (hand on hip) which has the opposite effect of looking completely staged. Her smiled is about as sincere as Mr. Blairs.

Number 2) Clearly not paying attention to the proceedings going on around her yet she is clapping at the floor. Possible sign of ADHD. Hair is a fricking mess as well.

Number 3) Looks completely stoned, drunk, or probably both as she gazes in the distance whilst struggling to straighten her bling-tastic 99p crown from Woolworth ("Fairy Princess" line. Children's toys. Aisle 3). She also appears to have a levitating midget man on her left side, about to use some sort of device to vacuum her dress away.

Number 4) must be the late entry from Belsen concentration camp. Obviously traumatised at her ordeal, she has bought her own "comfort blanket" made from Cadbury's Eclairs wrappers, which she holds in her right hand.

Number 5) looks like she left home in 1974 and only just arrived in time for the end of the competition. She is the only model who is actually looking at the camera and adopting a pose for the lens. Quite easily the oldest one on the block, but credit where credit is due. Still wouldn't want to do the deed with her though. Unless you like your Mum a little too much.

[BobTheCrate]

A fine suite of sperm recepticles if ever there was.

[vetran]

Don't worry

Walter!

[mcquiggd]

Wow, I can see the winner is from Romania...So do you still want to slam the door when this girl arrives in UK next year???

As I keep saying, let the good looking women in, and send our fat arsed swamp donkeys over there in return.

It's only fair.

[_V_]

I see Miss Great Britain didn't fare too well

[Viktor]

Wow, I can see the winner is from Romania...So do you still want to slam the door when this girl arrives in UK next year???

[Andyw]

Nothing wrong with running your hands around a nice firm pair of 34 DD's then down to a pair of hairy danglers !