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  • TheMonkey
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    I think you have serious issues. It's probably only a matter of time before you 'graduate' from torturing small furry animals to attacking humans.

    I'd consider getting some help if I were you.
    I fear they will take me away soon

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  • wc2
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    Wife has....

    2 Dogs
    2 Cats
    2 Repitles

    I have peace & quiet

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  • chunkymonkey
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    my little tiger

    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40...3/100_0003.jpg

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  • kramer
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    my dog when she was a lil' un

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Getting some help

    Originally posted by bogeyman
    I think you have serious issues. It's probably only a matter of time before you 'graduate' from torturing small furry animals to attacking humans.

    I'd consider getting some help if I were you.
    or possibly trying to join the met?

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by TheMonkey
    We got a cat to "control" the mice. It took one look at them, nipped out the front door and was never seen again. My weapons of choice have been a power drill, metal rule, a toy washing machine, a plug strip and more recently a rat zapper (but waking up to the smell of roasted rodent isn't nice).
    I think you have serious issues. It's probably only a matter of time before you 'graduate' from torturing small furry animals to attacking humans.

    I'd consider getting some help if I were you.

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  • TheMonkey
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    Originally posted by Ruprect
    We had mice in the house I used to live in - I found that the heel of my size 9s was very effective in 'neutralising' the problem. The cat was useless - she just played with them.
    We got a cat to "control" the mice. It took one look at them, nipped out the front door and was never seen again. My weapons of choice have been a power drill, metal rule, a toy washing machine, a plug strip and more recently a rat zapper (but waking up to the smell of roasted rodent isn't nice).

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  • Ruprect
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    We had mice in the house I used to live in - I found that the heel of my size 9s was very effective in 'neutralising' the problem. The cat was useless - she just played with them.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    I think of some of the members of this board as my pets.

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  • Troll
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    I have a wife does that count?

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  • mcquiggd
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    Originally posted by TheMonkey
    I can't put poison down as they spread it around and my daughter might have contact with it. It is the most humane way to dispose of them without them coming back.

    Are you referring to the immigrants...???

    An interesting solution to a thorny problem....

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  • TheMonkey
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    Originally posted by Denny
    I hope you're joking.

    This isn't in the least bit funny.
    They are wild ones. They are also disease ridden vermin. We've got an infestation thanks to the raw chicken gibs and rubbish the immigrant bastards on council who live behind us throw over the fence.

    I can't put poison down as they spread it around and my daughter might have contact with it. It is the most humane way to dispose of them without them coming back.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    1 pony
    1 donkey
    2 goats
    2 dogs
    5 cats
    assorted rodents and reptiles

    you?
    Only one dog and a teenage son now but previously...

    4 horses
    2 ponies
    3 cats
    1 dog
    5 Chinchillas
    1 Owl
    Assorted chickens and ducks.

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  • Sysman
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    Pet spider in the kitchen.

    It's got a wonderful collection of creepy crawlies tangled in its web in a corner. It's doing a good job, so it stays.

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  • Gay Dalek
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    Anything I can.

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