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Previously on "Brits are boorish......"

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  • Clog II The Avenger
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    "...taking it up the backside was the only sure fire contraception method available to young Italian women. A predilection that persists today."

    I was talking to a doctor friend who specialises in infertility. She worked in Saudi for two years. As premarital sex is a taboo most males think it is fine do roger each other. So used to that practice they carry it through to marriage. The first question she asked infertile couples was “ what orifice are you using in conception”

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  • Bitbucket
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    Well I have been butt-scuttling your missus for a year and my piles are still a dangling

    EO - Get your big black boyfriend to rub some hemerhoid on before giving you one up the arse , that might get rid of them.

    Actually you look like a double teamer so pain and delight at the same time
    Last edited by Bitbucket; 1 June 2006, 15:02.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Bitbucket
    I think it can also cure piles as well but thats only a rumor

    Well I have been butt-scuttling your missus for a year and my piles are still a dangling

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  • Fleetwood
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    Originally posted by Bitbucket
    I think it can also cure piles as well but thats only a rumor
    rumour

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Bitbucket
    I think it can also cure piles as well but thats only a rumor

    EO - 'Swallowing makes your boobies grow'

    Entire female race 'F off you d!ckwit'


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  • Bitbucket
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Have you tried telling her it cures constipation Xogg?

    That one sometimes works.

    Allegedly.
    I think it can also cure piles as well but thats only a rumor

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  • Mangom
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    i found it !

    good grief!!!
    Last edited by scotspine; 1 June 2006, 08:18.

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  • xoggoth
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    That's what we all wish. I have been trying to convince the Missus of the therapeutic benefits of up the bum for three decades, it cures all know ills, no luck so far but I keep trying.

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  • Joe Black
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    British girls, used to the drunken pub environment back home, can be taken aback during trips across the Channel to France unused to a sudden rush of compliments and open flirtation.

    "Frenchmen are less sexually obvious, there is less banter and they are more direct. They'll say cheesy things like 'you have really nice eyes',"
    And what conclusion can we draw from that, that English girls are not very bright, or that French sophistication is no all it's meant to be...or both.

    As for the scandinavians....

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Francko
    That's what most of italians wish. Unfortunately not really true.
    Have you finished with your appearance on Trisha? It was brave of you to appear.

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by sasguru
    Coupled with the fact that out-of-wedlock conception was taboo, taking it up the backside was the only sure fire contraception method available to young Italian women. A predilection that persists today.
    That's what most of italians wish. Unfortunately not really true.

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  • sasguru
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    Here's a not very well known fact.

    During much of the 20th century, the Catholic church was (is?) very powerful in Italy. True to their retarded doctrine, they preached that contraception was a sin. Coupled with the fact that out-of-wedlock conception was taboo, taking it up the backside was the only sure fire contraception method available to young Italian women. A predilection that persists today.

    As for the existence of Franco, I can only surmise that his Dad missed the target.

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  • Antman
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    Italian girls are pretty loose when they go abroad I can confirm

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  • The Master
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    Originally posted by Francko
    The tarts....
    They were asking for it, Franco.

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