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Previously on "Guys do you hate swimming in cold pools, because you get 'short changed'"
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You will like the Spa and Pool at Scheveningen NL.
No need for shorts,
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Not so tricky. Shurely a Roman being 'rear-ended' would give emit a tone somewhere nearing falsetto. If you come in with with a reasonable barritone, you'll more than lower the tone. I think.Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View PostMarillion Fan - You aint seen nothing yet ..... I can lower the tone in a roman orgy.
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To clarify - MF referred to the 'quality' rather than the 'tone' (which is already fairly low).Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View PostMarillion Fan - You aint seen nothing yet ..... I can lower the tone in a roman orgy.
Lol.
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Marillion Fan - You aint seen nothing yet ..... I can lower the tone in a roman orgy.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell done. I didnt think it possible but you have just managed to lower the quality of posts to an all time low. Well played.
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Well done. I didnt think it possible but you have just managed to lower the quality of posts to an all time low. Well played.Originally posted by NeverBeenNorthOfTheM25 View Postin your budgie smugglers?
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cold watter
yep it's tough on the budgie smugglers but thats offset by the appearance of more of the peanut smugglers
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Oh these posts are random but all the other ones on here fit in perfectly for contractors .......... uh huh ........... lolOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhere do these posts come from?
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